Round ID: 261693
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 20 minutes and 2.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97%
    Total Population: 47

    Evacuation Rate: 25 (53.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 20 (42.6%)
    Survival Rate: 33 (70.2%)
    First Death: Joe Madwell, Assistant, at Medbay Treatment Center (82,103,2). Damage taken: 69.5/0/0/133.3.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Malfunctioning AI (Roundstart Malfunctioning AI)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
Professor Helper (Played by: mornyres)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your objectives to contain the spread.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
The Aliens were:
The traitors were:
mornyres was Professor Helper the AI and survived

Objective #1: Do not allow any organic lifeforms with sapience to escape on the shuttle alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Molly Konstantin, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Success!
The malfunctioning ai has failed!

chosenmuffin was Sara Narwhal the Medical Doctor and died

Sara Narwhal was a corporate climber.
(used 20 TC) [Reagent Dartgun (50% off!)
6 TC
A heavily modified syringe gun which is capable of synthesizing its own chemical darts using input reagents. Can hold 90u of reagents. Normally costs 12 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Syndicate EMP Bomb (57% off!)
3 TC
A variation of the syndicate bomb designed to produce a large EMP effect. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.
x2]
[Syndicate Demotivational Poster Pack
1 TC
Contains a selection of demotivational posters to minimise productivity and maximise apathy in the workplace.
]


Objective #1: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Veronica Black, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

kuriketto was Anne May the Assistant and died

Anne May was a corporate climber.
(used 20 TC) [Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]
[Miniature Energy Crossbow
10 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot.
]
[Polarized Contact Lenses
3 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]


Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: russians, Veteran Security Advisor, morgue maintenance
The code responses were: snowmen, welder fuel, robotic
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 32 customers and made 1240 credits.
In total, they earned 1240 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 29250 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 622.34 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Cherry Graves with 1561 cr!