Round ID: 261570
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 29 minutes and 12 seconds
    Station Integrity: 96.1%
    Total Population: 35

    Evacuation Rate: 13 (37.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 13 (37.1%)
    Survival Rate: 19 (54.3%)
    First Death: Ray MacHeath, Botanist, at Hydroponics (133,133,3). Damage taken: 149.9/0/0/70.2667. Their last words were: "fuck..."
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Revenant (Revenant)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
Inland Empire (Played by: trexter555)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!&@**: URANUS REQUIRES TEN WOODEN GENETICISTS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
Blood Brothers of Wei & Mortar:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray. Success!
Objective #3: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Wei & Mortar have failed!
The Aliens were:
The Blood Worms:

Their collective goals:
Objective #1: We must prevent all members of station command from escaping alive on the emergency shuttle. Success!
Objective #2: We must consume a total of at least 2400 units of real blood to sate our appetite. Fail.
Objective #3: At least 2 of us must reproduce to pave the way for our overwhelming numbers. Fail.
Objective #4: At least 3 of us must escape alive on the emergency shuttle to conquer what is on the other side. Fail.

The Blood Worms have failed!
The other antagonists were:
aoeeee was revenant (51) the Revenant and survived
Objective #1: Absorb 575 points of essence from humans. Fail.
Objective #2: Make the clown as miserable as possible. Success!
The Revenant has failed!

The traitors were:
googlepixel was Chud Djskrunk the Coroner and survived

Chud Djskrunk was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 15 TC) [Stealth Implant (75% off!)
2 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Sleepy Pen (25% off!)
3 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Surplus Pinpointer
2 TC
Provides a surplus pinpointer, left over from the previous models that were abandoned in favor of a SAAS cloud-based PDA app.
]
[Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.
]
[Slipocalypse Clusterbang
1 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!
x2]


Objective #1: Assassinate Tenebria Velorn, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

blardofjard was Crams-The-Crayons the Assistant and survived

Crams-The-Crayons was in legal trouble.
(used 20 TC) [Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]
[Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.
]
[Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.
x9]


Objective #1: Assassinate Jalen Hunter, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Tenebria Velorn, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: eggnog, artificial preservatives, heads
The code responses were: Lynsey Roberts, fries, badness
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 26588 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 759.657 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Molly Konstantin with 1420 cr!