Round ID: 261554
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 31 minutes and 41.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97%
    Total Population: 39

    Evacuation Rate: 17 (43.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 15 (38.5%)
    Survival Rate: 26 (66.7%)
    First Death: Will Nodder, Assistant, at Lavaland Wastes (197,112,3). Damage taken: 153/0/0/55.8. Their last words were: "Aw man, i'm so done. Its over. Man its donezo it-.."
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Revenant (Revenant)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
Inland Empire (Played by: trexter555)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Inland Empire's minions were:
D.U.M.P. (Played by: teenistime),
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
The Captive Aliens were:

The progenitor of this hive was drdegdeg, as alien queen (456), who failed to escape captivity

mrjafar was alien drone (176) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
mimepride was alien larva (557) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!
crazypro was Ozulmerikh Glendindraven the Xenomorph and died as alien drone (176) while trying to escape captivity!
crazypro was alien drone (723) the Xenomorph and survived and managed to escape captivity!

Overall, 0 xenomorphs remained alive and in captivity, and 1 managed to escape!

Nanotrasen thanks the crew of NTSS Second Amendment for providing much needed research data on xenofauna combat effectiveness.

CentCom Officials:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Conduct a review of the xenomorph experiment currently being performed on the station. Success!
The CentCom Officials was successful!
Deathsquad:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Escort bonerfart the clown to safety, and use his knowledge to arrest who was responsible for the death of our inspector. Success!
The Deathsquad was successful!
The other antagonists were:
mrjafar was revenant (329) the Revenant and survived
Objective #1: Absorb 381 points of essence from humans. Fail.
Objective #2: Disable and cause malfunctions in as many machines as possible. Success!
The Revenant has failed!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
sulta was Jalen Hunter the Paradox Clone and died
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Jalen Hunter remains alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take Jalen Hunter, the Cook's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Fail.
The Paradox Clone has failed!

The traitors were:
kruh was Reed Fiddler the Assistant and died

Reed Fiddler was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 15 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.][Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][Adaptive Cardboard Cutouts
1 TC
These cardboard cutouts are coated with a thin material that prevents discoloration and makes the images on them appear more lifelike. This pack contains three as well as a crayon for changing their appearances.]

Objective #1: Prevent Wilson Rash, the Shaft Miner, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Taylor Oneal, the Research Director, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

leifnobody was Zebulon Spiff the Curator and died

Zebulon Spiff was an MI13 agent.
(used 16 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.][Composition X-4
2 TC
Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.]

Objective #1: Be a problem.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: baked potatoes, obese, violent, Alex Mens
The code responses were: ketchup, golems, crabs
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 23 customers and made 580 credits.
In total, they earned 580 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 38450 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 985.897 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Zebulon Spiff with 11551 cr!