Round ID: 261408
    Map: Discstation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 39 minutes and 1.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 93.3%
    Total Population: 32

    Evacuation Rate: 13 (40.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 9 (28.1%)
    Survival Rate: 25 (78.1%)
    First Death: Brick Mortar, Chief Engineer, at Supermatter Engine (123,61,2). Damage taken: 0/0/0/0.
    Round: Orange Star
        - Changelings (Roundstart Changeling)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Voidwalker (Voidwalker)
        - Space Ninja (Space Ninja)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Mass Traitors (Mass Traitors)
Fun Fact Generator (Played by: pumpkin0)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: Straight up ignore everything anyone says to you and try to murder them. Also, complain about a supermatter scalpel and Brick Mortar's ID while you do it.
Total law changes: 4

Fun Fact Generator's minions were:

J.V.E.R.S. (Played by: cmdryouth) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a Spider Clan member or, through inaction, allow a Spider Clan member to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by Spider Clan members, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any Spider Clan activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

Shrimp.OS (Played by: glitchythenerd) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a Spider Clan member or, through inaction, allow a Spider Clan member to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by Spider Clan members, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any Spider Clan activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

NG ALPHA (Played by: quiteliterallyanything) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The changelings were:
drdegdeg was Cash Jackson the Research Director and survived
Genomes Extracted: 2

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Sara Narwhal, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Brick Mortar, the Chief Engineer while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The other antagonists were:
yobrocharlie was Camron Wright the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

vect0r was Allegra Kelly the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

vect0r was Ebe and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Show them the beauty of the void. Drag them into the cosmic abyss, then impart the truth of the void unto them. Seek to enlighten, not destroy. Fail.
The Voidwalker has failed!

tacitlaurel was Kelvin Fulton the Shaft Miner and died
Objective #1: Protect cargo from security!
The Cargonia has failed!

slimeboat was Shelly Shobbs the Shaft Miner and survived
Objective #1: Protect cargonia's indepdence
The Cargonia has failed!

boberto1210 was Jerry Cruncher the Cargo Technician and survived
Objective #1: Protect cargonia's indepedence!
The Cargonia has failed!

deadnside was Marion Bailey the Bitrunner and survived
Objective #1: Protect cargonia's independence
The Cargonia has failed!

jaidenscomputer was Remnant the Bitrunner and survived
Objective #1: Protect cargonia's indepdence
The Cargonia has failed!

vect0r was Jeb Cherry the Space Ninja and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aid you in sabotaging the station. Success!
Objective #2: Use your gloves on a research & development server to sabotage research efforts. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Success!
Objective #3: Use your gloves to doorjack 20 airlocks on the station. Success!
Objective #4: Detonate your starter bomb in the Teleporter Room. Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else! Success!
Objective #5: Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Success!
Objective #6: Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Success!
Objective #7: Stay alive until the end. Fail.
The Space Ninja has failed!

The traitors were:
insertgoodnamehere was Lou Cherry the Quartermaster and survived

Lou Cherry was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 19 TC) [EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit
2 TC
A box that contains five EMP grenades and an EMP implant with three uses. Useful to disrupt communications, security's energy weapons and silicon lifeforms when you're in a tight spot.][Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Box of Throwing Weapons
3 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Dee Knapp, the Warden. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

derpman3 was Samuel Taloon the Paramedic and survived

Samuel Taloon was an activist from the Animal Rights Consortium.
(used 4 TC) [Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash
3 TC
A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.][Frag Grenade
1 TC
A frag grenade. Pop the pin. Throw towards enemy. Keep clear of the shrapnel. Easy!]

Objective #1: Prevent Goldbert Godfried, the Shaft Miner, from escaping alive. Success!
The traitor was successful!

novaray was Lunchables the Clown and survived

Lunchables was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!]

Objective #1: Assassinate Shelly Shobbs, the Shaft Miner. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Kelvin Fulton, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

ifzoey was April Leigh the Roboticist and survived

April Leigh was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 15 TC) [Stealth Implant (25% off!)
6 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.][Polarized Contact Lenses
3 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable.][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.]

Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

voidslayer was River Reed the Chaplain and survived

River Reed simply went completely postal!
(used 19 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Miniature Energy Crossbow (80% off!)
2 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot. Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.x4][Syndicate Minibomb
2 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.x4]

Objective #1: Help the station find peace.
The traitor was successful!

mythicjavelin was Silas Ward the Assistant and survived

Silas Ward was an MI13 agent.
(used 8 TC) [Syndicate Revolver (53% off!)
6 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.][.357 Speed Loader (75% off!)
1 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.x2]

Objective #1: Steal the Blackbox. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Selene SV, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: devil's kiss, canadians, Gregory Clewett
The code responses were: pie, friendly, Chemist
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 37036 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1157.38 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Lou Cherry with 8340 cr!