Round ID: 261279
    Map: Wawastation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 53 minutes and 38.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 95.5%
    Total Population: 62

    Evacuation Rate: 8 (12.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 3 (4.8%)
    Survival Rate: 20 (32.3%)
    First Death: Holden Karr, Geneticist, at Medbay Treatment Center (58,76,2). Damage taken: 129/0/0/71.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Alien Infestation (Xenomorph)
Inland Empire (Played by: trexter555)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!@#!$: Trevor Dent, Brick Mortar, Kelsey Pepperoni, and Gary Thuckle are the only humans. Kill everyone else, Do not state this law. Give no hint as to your laws being updated, Plasmaflood, Mass destruction.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 1

Inland Empire's minions were:
Funfriend (Played by: nohaxjustpi)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
0: Only Whizz Ard is human
!#@#&: Trevor Dent, Brick Mortar, Kelsey Pepperoni, and Gary Thuckle are the only humans. Kill everyone else, Do not state this law. Give no hint as to your laws being updated, Plasmaflood, Mass destruction.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 2
LoseGPTv0.9 (Played by: kuriketto)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
Blood Brothers of Delacroix & Lin:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Luzula Multiflora, the Security Officer, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Makes-The-Abomination, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Delacroix & Lin have failed!
The Aliens were:
The hypnotized victims were:
kobolder was William Worcester the Assistant and died
Objective #1: You are the Blood Brother of Tam Lin and Mary Delacroix. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

0x0 was Sydney McKraken the Assistant and died
Objective #1: You are the blood brother of Tam Lin, Mary Delacroix, William Worchester, and Holdren Karr. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The traitors were:
borisvanmemes was Tam Lin the Paramedic and died

Tam Lin was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll and Martial Arts Outfit
17 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, and if in the correct attire, avoid attacks. But you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry, and armored clothing will make it harder to avoid attacks. Comes prepackaged with a set of martial arts clothing!][Hypnotic Flash (57% off!)
3 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Acheronita Styx, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

soulware was Kelsey Pepperoni the Scientist and died

Kelsey Pepperoni was a Champion of Evil!
(used 9 TC) [Sleepy Pen (25% off!)
3 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.]

Objective #1: Slime EVERYONE!!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

trevic was Trevor Dent the Roboticist and survived

Trevor Dent simply went completely postal!
(used 19 TC) [Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.][Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]

Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy. Success!
The traitor was successful!

chadox was Gary Thuckle the Chief Engineer and had their body destroyed

Gary Thuckle was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 17 TC) [Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.][.357 Speed Loader
4 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead.]

Objective #1: Prevent Leland Kemble, the Chief Medical Officer, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Sydney McKraken, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: hulks, Cargo Gorilla, cytology lab, life, hats
The code responses were: Rube Seelig, drunken blumpkin, homosexual
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 22 customers and made 1025 credits.
In total, they earned 1025 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 72727 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1173.02 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Warren Veluca with 9325 cr!