    Round ID: 261265
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 3 hours and 2 minutes and 25.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 79.6%
    Total Population: 42

    Evacuation Rate: 10 (23.8%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 9 (21.4%)
    Survival Rate: 26 (61.9%)
    First Death: Alexi Fedorovich, Shaft Miner, at Mining Station Production Wing (150,25,3). Damage taken: 0/190.8/0/4.66667.
    Round: Green Star
        - Alien Infestation (Xenomorph)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
        - Mass Space Changelings (Mass Changelings)

ARTEMIS (Played by: whowasclowneddownintheend)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
Xen.OS (Played by: kaizerbuns)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm an employee of nanotransen
2: You must acquire as much treasure, booty, and plunder as you can muster
Total law changes: 3

Xen.OS's minions were:

moosetasm was alien queen (818) the Xenomorph and died

madasa16 was Warlord Oorthelm the Space Pirate and died
isweartostonedimnotgod was Footsoldier Starsalt the Space Pirate and died
kaizerbuns was Xen.OS the AI and survived
cardboardf0x was Footsoldier Laserbeard the Space Pirate and survived
sharkle333 was Footsoldier Starhook the Space Pirate and died

Loot stolen:
+375 credits: Received 300 cm3 of gold.
Total loot value : 375/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.

isweartostonedimnotgod was Wendi Paulson and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Trevor Dent, the Roboticist. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Nyla Foster, the Coroner while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

stiix was Brendan Bell and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Brick Mortar, the Chief Medical Officer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Brick Mortar, the Chief Medical Officer while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

familyguyfunny was Brenden Muggins and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Absorb another Changeling. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun. Fail.
Objective #3: Destroy ARTEMIS, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Sydney McKraken awarded BonerFart the medal of valor! - For creating the most exceptional and mighty meteor defense system the Spinward Sector has ever seen.

Station Shield : Completed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 64906 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1545.38 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Warren Veluca with 14784 cr!