    Round ID: 261232
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 15 minutes and 38.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.2%
    Total Population: 38

    Evacuation Rate: 14 (36.8%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 13 (34.2%)
    Survival Rate: 24 (63.2%)
    First Death: Will Nodder, Assistant, at Medbay Lobby (144,125,4). Damage taken: 98.5/35.8/0/82.1667. Their last words were: "The healthcare system ... has -.."
    Round: Orange Star
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Blood Worm Infestation (Midround Blood Worm)

ULIPSON-F7-12 (Played by: aoeeee)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 4

ULIPSON-F7-12's minions were:
Macallan (Played by: Carshalash),
Evergreen (Played by: scriptis)

The blood brothers were:

definitelynotatraitor was Attacks-The-Enemy the Atmospheric Technician and died
tuffmangoboiii was Buggy the Assistant and died

Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Fail.
Objective #3: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Attacks-The-Enemy & Buggy have failed!

bobthezebra was juvenile blood worm (151) and died
pumpkin0 was juvenile blood worm (386) and survived

Objective #1: We must prevent all members of station command from escaping alive on the emergency shuttle. Fail.
Objective #2: We must consume a total of at least 2400 units of real blood to sate our appetite. Fail.
Objective #3: At least 3 of us must reproduce to pave the way for our overwhelming numbers. Fail.
Objective #4: At least 4 of us must escape alive on the emergency shuttle to conquer what is on the other side. Fail.

The Blood Worms have failed!

Thedonkey123 was Parvus the Chemist and survived
Objective #1: You are a Syndicate Operative, your objective is to help Mateo Braun Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

Glitchythenerd was Charlie Haynes the Chaplain and survived
Objective #1: Murder Sydney McKraken, Shouty Rousseau's coworker. Success!
Objective #2: Take a photo of Shouty Rousseau while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Success!
Objective #3: Hug Shouty Rousseau 6 times while they're alive. Success!
Objective #4: Murder Shouty Rousseau, the Mime. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 4 minutes and 22 seconds being near Shouty Rousseau!
The Obsessed was successful!

dunham was Heliarch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Teach them to fear the void. Overhwelm them with your brilliance, then impart the truth of immolation. Seek to destroy, not enlighten. Fail.
The Sunwalker has failed!

scriptis was Brick Mortar the Chief Medical Officer and had their body destroyed

Brick Mortar was an MI13 agent.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Prevent River Reed, the Cook, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Destroy ULIPSON-F7-12, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor has failed!

Thekilleruniz1234 was Mateo Braun the Chemist and died

Mateo Braun was a Gorlex Marauder.

Objective #1: Assassinate Shouty Rousseau, the Mime. Success!
Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

The code phrases were: corn, soviets, pine trees
The code responses were: Marvin Joghs, art, fries

Bluespace Artillery : Failed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 6 customers and made 730 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 730 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 32242 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 848.474 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Valerie Young with 6027 cr!