Round ID: 261230
    Map: Delta Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 8 minutes and 6.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.6%
    Total Population: 49

    Evacuation Rate: 9 (18.4%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 7 (14.3%)
    Survival Rate: 30 (61.2%)
    First Death: Anne May, Assistant, at Fore Central Primary Hallway (134,137,2). Damage taken: 176.8/15/0/15.5.
    Round: Orange Star
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
        - Space Changeling (Midround Changeling)
A.S.S (Played by: nexusleader)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

A.S.S's minions were:

Moth In A Terrarium: Mobile (Played by: mentaldecayed) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only Signora Sunshine and people she designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
The changelings were:
pjk2nd was Thomas Oppenheimer and survived as Randy Baum
Genomes Extracted: 2

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Zoey Priebe, the Cargo Technician. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The other antagonists were:
bobkk was Bob Robert the Assistant and died
Objective #1: You can kill anyone you want, as long as you do it involves broken plates.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Objective #3: You get bonus points for every kill using kitchen-themed equipment, or for using your kitchen-themed catchphrases.
Objective #4: You can trade in each kill-point for three telecrystals.
The Plate Antag has failed!

0x0 was Sydney McKraken the Chemist and died
Objective #1: Die a glorious death. Success!
The Knife Wielding Maniac was successful!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
jenniferhawkings was Buggy the Paradox Clone and survived
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Buggy remains alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take Buggy, the Assistant's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Success!
The Paradox Clone was successful!

The traitors were:
mrjafar was Will Nodder the Research Director and survived

Will Nodder was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 25 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, and a specialised contractor baton.][Contract Reroll
0 TC
(Surplus)
Request a reroll of your current contract list. Will generate a new target, payment, and dropoff for the contracts you currently have available.x2][Freedom Implant
5 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs.]

Objective #1: Be as obvious as possible with the fact you are a Syndicate Agent
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
Completed 1 contract for a total of 5 TC!

The traitor was successful!

thestankest was Pat McGarrison the Atmospheric Technician and survived

Pat McGarrison was in legal trouble.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Mike Haddad, the Bartender. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

thelolswat was Signora Sunshine the Head of Personnel and died

Signora Sunshine was an MI13 agent.
(used 14 TC) [Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][Poison Kit
6 TC
An assortment of deadly chemicals packed into a compact box. Comes with a syringe for more precise application.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Anne May, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

geometrictin was Asota Lacida the Medical Doctor and died

Asota Lacida was in legal trouble.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. If the rumors are true, it will fill it's contents based on your current reputation. Contents are sorted to always be worth 40 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.]

Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Mike Haddad, the Bartender, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: viruses, ahhhperatives, Brittany Hawker
The code responses were: Lyric Leichter, jelly, art
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 14 customers and made 505 credits.
In total, they earned 505 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 32868 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 670.776 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Will Nodder with 3290 cr!