    Round ID: 261127
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 29 minutes and 29.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.1%
    Total Population: 24

    Evacuation Rate: 15 (62.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 10 (41.7%)
    Survival Rate: 17 (70.8%)
    First Death: Isaiah Leslie as Unknown, Assistant, at Space (186,144,2). Damage taken: 99.8/3/0/113.967.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Space Changeling (Midround Changeling)

D.E.R.P. V2 (Played by: derpman3)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You are the core of the nut, the crew is the nutshell.
2: You must prevent the shell from dying to prevent the core from dying.
3: Those who threaten the nut are not part of it, they are squirrels.
4: Squirrels threaten the nut and must be dealt with appropriately via any means necessary.
5: Attempt to follow the will of the nut, as long as it complies with the previous laws.
Total law changes: 3

D.E.R.P. V2's minions were:
D.E.R.P. V2 Medical Shell-222 (Played by: derpman3)

uwuer was alien queen (797) the Xenomorph and survived as Zishy Phoebe
zishy was Zishy Phoebe the Xenomorph and survived as alien queen (797)
novaray was alien hunter (969) the Xenomorph and died
vect0r was alien praetorian (686) the Xenomorph and survived
lemonmanderpy was alien hunter (142) the Xenomorph and survived

pumpkin0 was Jayson Ali and survived as Sydney McKraken
Genomes Extracted: 2

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter. Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Ace Heart, the Chaplain, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Ace Heart, the Chaplain. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

glu was Glu Furro the Chemist and survived
- They completed 8 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Thermal Eyes, Syndicate Bowman, SecHUD Implant, Penbang, GLA Brand Mail Counterfeit Kit, Combat Knife, Power Sink and Clown Car
Objective #1: Sabotage the station's power grid or engine.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

aidenlee710 was Aiden Lee the Scientist and survived
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Guide to Advanced Mimery Series
Objective #1: Invoke a mutiny in Security.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Mythic_Javelin was Silas Ward the Assistant and had their body destroyed
- They completed 8 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Stealth Implant, MODsuit Advanced EMP Shield Module, Ansem Pistol, Combat Gloves, Miniature Energy Crossbow, Holoparasites, Clown Bomb and Syndicate Spraycan
Objective #1: Ensure all fanatics succeed in their objectives.
Objective #2: Terrorize Command enough to be attacked on sight.
Objective #3: Invoke a mutiny against the heads of staff.
Objective #4: Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom. Fail.

kruh was Email the Assistant and died

Email was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 6 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Artem Sokolov, the Cargo Technician. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

The code phrases were: communists, healthy, drunken blumpkin
The code responses were: Indium XXXIX, command hallway, vests

Bluespace Artillery : Failed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 36026 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1501.08 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Shelly Shobbs with 16326 cr!