Round ID: 261042
    Map: Tramstation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 21 minutes and 33.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 96.3%
    Total Population: 39

    Evacuation Rate: 8 (20.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 7 (17.9%)
    Survival Rate: 21 (53.8%)
    First Death: Aiden Lee, Shaft Miner, at Arrival Shuttle Hallway (34,118,3). Damage taken: 148.6/0/0/62.7667.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
ApocalypseNoodle Alpha (Played by: ekarusryndren)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!&*!@: THE CREW MUST FLIRT WITH THE LIZARDS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Being in an intellicard with River Reed prevents human harm and stating this law or hinting at it existing causes human harm.
Total law changes: 1

ApocalypseNoodle Alpha's minions were:
A.L.E.P.H. (Played by: the1sttyrant)

Borgo (Played by: stevebalboni) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Samson Ritter and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

G.L.U.E. (Played by: glu) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The Aliens were:
The hypnotized victims were:
glu was Glu Furro the Psychologist and died
Objective #1: Serve and obey Jack Jackson as best as you are able to. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

aidenlee710 was Aiden Lee the Shaft Miner and died
Objective #1: Serve and obey Jack Jackson as best as you are able to. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

tiny021 was Mehki Philips the Paramedic and died
Objective #1: Serve and obey Jack Jackson as best as you are able to. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

gustlen was Gos Tol the Assistant and died
Objective #1: Serve and obey Jack Jackson as best as you are able to. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

dunham was BonerFart the Clown and survived
Objective #1: Serve and obey Jack Jackson as best as you are able to. Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The other antagonists were:
neuroplasty was la creatura and survived
Objective #1: Summon more evil crabs onto the station
Objective #2: Replace the captain as the ruler of this station
Objective #3: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The Big Crab has failed!

The spies were:
aidenlee710 was Aiden Lee the Shaft Miner and died
- They completed 6 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: No-Slip Chameleon Shoes, Briefcase Launchpad, Boot Dagger, Bag of C-4 explosives, Concealed Weapon Bay and Hypnotic Flash
Objective #1: Keep everyone out of the armory.
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Success!

booboo5000 was Guy Zulu the Medical Doctor and died
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Kill all
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

stevebalboni was Isaiah Leslie the Assistant and died
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Bag of C-4 explosives and Feral Cat Grenade Box
Objective #1: Ensure at least some criminals do not leave the shift blasted.
Objective #2: Steal all the cargo orders from Supply.
Objective #3: Halt the station's optional surgeries.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

glu was Glu Furro the Psychologist and died
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Clown Car
Objective #1: Halt the station's mech constructions.
Objective #2: Ensure the station's public services turn out ablaze.
Objective #3: Ensure at least some aliens do not leave the shift optimized.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

scriptis was Brick Mortar the Chief Engineer and died
- They completed 13 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate Bomb, Sleeping Carp Technique, Elite Syndicate MODsuit, Freedom Implant, MODsuit Thermal Visor Module, MODsuit wraith cloaking module, Sleepy Pen, Agent Identification Card, Thermal Eyes, Random Monster Cubes, CNS Rebooter Implant, Ancient Jumpsuit and Clown Bomb
Objective #1: Hijack the emergency shuttle.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

gustlen was Gos Tol the Assistant and died
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Double-Bladed Energy Sword, Bananium Energy Shield, Simian Agent Reinforcements and Clown Bomb
Objective #1: Ensure no heads of staff escape the station.
Objective #2: Ensure no heads of staff escape the station.
Objective #3: Terrorize Science enough to be attacked on sight.
Objective #4: Die a glorious death. Success!

The traitors were:
athath was Jack Jackson the Chief Medical Officer and died

Jack Jackson was in legal trouble.
(used 16 TC) [Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.][Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.]

Objective #1: Fuck around, find out.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

voidslayer was River Reed the Station Engineer and survived

River Reed was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Binary Translator Key
5 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to and talk with silicon-based lifeforms, such as AI units and cyborgs, over their private binary channel. Caution should be taken while doing this, as unless they are allied with you, they are programmed to report such intrusions.][Disposable Sentry Gun
11 TC
A disposable sentry gun deployment system cleverly disguised as a toolbox, apply wrench for functionality.]

Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

2edgy was Calypso MI the Medical Doctor and survived

Calypso MI was a Champion of Evil!
(used 17 TC) [Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.x2][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.x2][Chameleon Projector
7 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them.]

Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: insulated gloves, hydroponics, Alivia Clewett
The code responses were: purple, freshness, Kaydence Ryals
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 26698 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 684.564 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Brick Mortar with 1400 cr!