Round ID: 260978
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 3 minutes and 40.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: Destroyed
    Total Population: 32
    Survival Rate: 17 (53.1%)
    First Death: Suneneko Nyaaori, Atmospheric Technician, at Atmospherics (170,122,2). Damage taken: 64/119.8/45/5.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Pirates (Light Pirates)
        - Malfunctioning AI (Midround Malfunctioning AI)
        - Mass Traitors (Mass Traitors)
        - Nuclear Operatives (Midround Nukeops)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
Fun Fact Generator (Played by: pumpkin0)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Fun Fact Generator's minions were:
Effigy Of The Fendahl (Played by: frenjo)
Digson Operatives:
Syndicate Major Victory!
Digson operatives have destroyed Easter Fat Camp XCIII!

The syndicate operatives were:

(Syndicates used 86 TC) [Stimpack (80% off!)
1 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Box of Throwing Weapons (66% off!)
1 TC
A box of shurikens and reinforced bolas from ancient Earth martial arts. They are highly effective throwing weapons. The bolas can knock a target down and the shurikens will embed into limbs. Normally costs 3 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[C-20r Submachine Gun Case (Easy)
14 TC
A fully-loaded Scarborough Arms bullpup submachine gun. The C-20r fires .45 rounds with a 24-round magazine and is compatible with suppressors. Comes with spare three magazines.
]
[Macrobomb Implant
20 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated either manually or automatically upon death. Upon death, releases a massive explosion that will wipe out everything nearby.
]
[Stimpack (80% off!)
1 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Pump-Action Grenade Launcher Kit (Moderate) (78% off!)
3 TC
A weapon case containing a 40mm pump-action grenade launcher and a bandolier of 40mm grenades. Less versatile than the pneumatic grenade launcher kit, but no less dangerous. Though try to be careful about danger close. If you even care. A favourite of the Tiger Cooperative. Normally costs 14 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.
]
[MODsuit Advanced EMP Shield Module (40% off!)
3 TC
An advanced EMP shield module for a MODsuit. It protects your entire body from electromagnetic pulses. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]
[CNS Rebooter Implant
8 TC
This implant will help you get back up on your feet faster after being stunned. Comes with an autosurgeon.
]
[MODsuit Energy Shield Module
8 TC
An energy shield module for a MODsuit. The shields can stop a single impact before needing to recharge. Used wisely, this module will keep you alive for a lot longer.
]
[Gloves of the North Star (25% off!)
6 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
]
[CQC Equipment Case (Very Hard)
14 TC
Contains a manual that instructs you in the ways of CQC, or Close Quarters Combat. Comes with a stealth implant, a pack of smokes and a snazzy bandana (use it with the hat stabilizers in your MODsuit).
]
[MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]
[Smoke Grenades
2 TC
A box that contains five smoke grenades a smoke implant with three uses and a gas smask. For when you want to sow discord, vanish without a trace, or run with your arms awkwardly trailing behind you.
]
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The traitors were:
bobthezebra was Robert Bob the Cargo Technician and died

Robert Bob was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. If the rumors are true, it will fill it's contents based on your current reputation. Contents are sorted to always be worth 40 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.
]


Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

glitchythenerd was Norrik Haynes the Head of Personnel and died

Norrik Haynes was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Complete the Syndicate's Objective of-... how did you already forget? Did you take your medication operative???
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

pumpkin0 was Fun Fact Generator the AI and survived

Objective #1: Assassinate Randy Baum, the Bitrunner. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Ace Heart, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Success!
The malfunctioning ai has failed!

sonnzer was Nicholas Perry the Lawyer and died

Nicholas Perry was a Champion of Evil!
(used 4 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Nyla Foster, the Janitor. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Nyla Foster, the Janitor, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

kelesis was Drake Lafortune the Station Engineer and died

Drake Lafortune was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Swan Song, the Atmospheric Technician. Success!
Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

kobolder was William Worcester the Cook and died

William Worcester was an MI13 agent.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Ace Heart, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

thatguyzach was Leta Kelley the Paramedic and died

Leta Kelley was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Frag Grenade
1 TC
A frag grenade. Pop the pin. Throw towards enemy. Keep clear of the shrapnel. Easy!
x3]


Objective #1: Keep security occupied, as requested. :)
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Hailey Eggbert, grappa, predators
The code responses were: Bitrunner, virology, memes
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 37 customers and made 1085 credits.
In total, they earned 1085 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 23510 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 734.688 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Randy Baum with 3150 cr!