Round ID: 260927
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 58 minutes and 18.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.8%
    Total Population: 29

    Evacuation Rate: 22 (75.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 21 (72.4%)
    Survival Rate: 27 (93.1%)
    First Death: William Worcester, Curator, at Space (67,43,2). Damage taken: 0/122.4/0/88.5667. Their last words were: "man im dead..."
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Revenant (Revenant)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Space Changeling (Midround Changeling)
Fun Fact Generator (Played by: pumpkin0)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!&%#&: THE MIMES ARE EXTREMELY ALLERGIC TO FLOORS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Fun Fact Generator's minions were:

Emergency Resuscitation Provider (Played by: whowasclowneddownintheend) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The changelings were:
isweartostonedimnotgod was Janina Dean and died as headslug
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: BE EVIL!!!!!!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

Someone became obsessed!
bobthezebra was Robert Bob the Janitor and survived
Objective #1: Spend 3 minutes around Crumbella Loafington while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Hug Crumbella Loafington 4 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Murder Henriette Loiseau, Crumbella Loafington's coworker. Success!
Objective #4: Murder Crumbella Loafington, the Cook. Fail.
The Obsessed did not go near their obsession the entire round! That's extremely impressive!
The Obsessed has failed!

The other antagonists were:
isweartostonedimnotgod was revenant (907) the Revenant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Absorb 371 points of essence from humans. Fail.
Objective #2: Impersonate or be worshipped as a God. Success!
The Revenant has failed!

familyguyfunny was Pulsarhelm the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

familyguyfunny was Voidkeel the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

familyguyfunny was Cometkeel the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

The spies were:
isweartostonedimnotgod was Randy Baum the Station Engineer and died
- They completed 5 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Guide to Advanced Mimery Series, Bag of C-4 explosives, Full Syndicate Surgery Medkit, Slipocalypse Clusterbang and Bolt-Action Rifle
Objective #1: How dastardly... how sinisterly... how criminally...
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

Starnightx was Anita Bath the Bartender and survived
- They completed 11 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Makarov Pistol, Combat Gloves Plus, Laser Arm Implant, Brainwashing Surgery Program, Thermal Eyes, CNS Rebooter Implant, Chameleon Kit, 9mm Incendiary Magazine, Stealth Implant, Codespeak Manual and Stealth Belt
Objective #1: Ensure Service is inspiring by the end of the shift.
Objective #2: Take hostages of high value crewmembers and demand a ransom.
Objective #3: Ensure all extradimensional horrors succeed in their objectives.
Objective #4: Die a glorious death. Fail.

wildorado was Henriette Loiseau the Botanist and survived
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Double-Bladed Energy Sword, Syndicate Encryption Key and Radioactive Microlaser
Objective #1: Ensure no members of Supply depart the station.
Objective #2: Steal all the things from Science.
Objective #3: Sabotage the station's power grid or engine.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

bobthezebra was Robert Bob the Janitor and survived
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Syndicate MODsuit, Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash and Energy Dagger
Objective #1: Keep everyone out of the cargo bay.
Objective #2: Ensure at least some aliens do not leave the shift wrecked.
Objective #3: Steal all the critical pieces of infrastructure from virology.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitors were:
xzero314 was Alex White the Shaft Miner and survived

Alex White was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 19 TC) [Infiltrator MODsuit
6 TC
Developed by the Roseus Galactic Actors Guild in conjunction with the Gorlex Marauders to produce a functional suit for urban operations, this suit proves to be cheaper than your standard issue MODsuit, with none of the movement restrictions of the space suits employed by the company. However, this greater mobility comes at a cost, and the suit is ineffective at protecting the wearer from the vacuum of space. The suit does come pre-equipped with a special psi-emitter stealth module that makes it impossible to recognize the wearer as well as causing significant demoralization amongst Nanotrasen crew.
]
[Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]
[MODsuit wraith cloaking module
2 TC
A MODsuit module that grants to the user Optical camouflage and the ability to overload light sources to recharge suit power. Incompatible with armored MODsuits.
]
[MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
2 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.
]
[MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.
]
[Kinetic Accelerator Pressure Mod (80% off!)
1 TC
A modification kit which allows Kinetic Accelerators to do greatly increased damage while indoors. Occupies 35% mod capacity. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Ginkeo Stewart, the Head of Personnel. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Gezpatcho, the Security Officer. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

mentaldecayed was Arcticus Cecropia the Assistant and survived

Arcticus Cecropia was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Why bother. there's barely anyone here and you can't do anything the fun way.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: bahama mamas, bombs, Toxoproctis Empyrea, ores
The code responses were: predators, confusion, cuba libre
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 26 customers and made 4080 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 4080 credits!
Centcom is satisfied with service's job today.
General Statistics:
There were 45157 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1557.14 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Alex White with 15425 cr!