Round ID: 260731
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 53 minutes and 6.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 32

    Evacuation Rate: 19 (59.4%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 13 (40.6%)
    Survival Rate: 27 (84.4%)
    First Death: Holden Karr, Medical Doctor, at Central Primary Hallway (89,127,2). Damage taken: 170/0/0/58.4. Their last words were: "I'm willing according to law 1 ... you can't do a-.."
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Pirates (Light Pirates)
        - Fugitive (Fugitives)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
        - Mass Traitors (Mass Traitors)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Revenant (Revenant)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
Moth In A Terrarium (Played by: mentaldecayed)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!^^@#: THERE ARE FOUR CLONING PODS ON THE STATION
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Moth In A Terrarium's minions were:
Plasma Lake 200V (Played by: flamingcheese),
Moth In A Terrarium Medical Shell-551 (Played by: mentaldecayed)
1 fugitive took refuge on Supply Province Twenty-One!
kelesis was Huffie Shaffer the Fugitive and survived as Bryant Reade
...And 2 Russian Fugitive Hunterss tried to hunt them down!
vect0r was Damian Taylor the Fugitive Hunter and survived
grimgold was Willow Wood the Fugitive Hunter and survived
Major Russian Fugitive Hunters Victory
The Russian Fugitive Hunterss managed to capture every fugitive, dead or alive.
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The changelings were:
nullynish was Mu Morgan the Assistant and died
Genomes Extracted: 2

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Tychus Tiber, the Security Officer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Tychus Tiber, the Security Officer while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The other antagonists were:
carshalash was revenant (118) the Revenant and survived
Objective #1: Absorb 522 points of essence from humans. Fail.
Objective #2: Make the captain as miserable as possible. Success!
The Revenant has failed!

The spies were:
kelesis was Drake Lafortune the Station Engineer and died
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Penbang, Energy Sword, Suspicous Duffel Bag and Polarized Contact Lenses
Objective #1: Invoke a mutiny against the heads of staff.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

pumpkin0 was Manuel Morgan the Bartender and survived
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: No-Slip Chameleon Shoes, Banana Cream Pie Cannon and Feral Cat Grenade Box
Objective #1: Fool security bad.
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Fail.

The traitors were:
thatguythere03 was Fitz Sholl the Lawyer and died

Fitz Sholl was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Energy Sword (50% off!)
3 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[.357 Speed Loader
4 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead.
]
[Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Nyla White, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

borisvanmemes was Tam Lin the Paramedic and survived

Tam Lin was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll and Martial Arts Outfit
17 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, and if in the correct attire, avoid attacks. But you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry, and armored clothing will make it harder to avoid attacks. Comes prepackaged with a set of martial arts clothing!
]
[Dehydrated Space Carp
1 TC
Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you.
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]
[Frag Grenade
1 TC
A frag grenade. Pop the pin. Throw towards enemy. Keep clear of the shrapnel. Easy!
]


Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Robert Bob, the Janitor. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

mikeisinspace69 was Arianna Woodward the Cargo Technician and survived

Arianna Woodward was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [GLA Brand Mail Counterfeit Kit
2 TC
A box containing five devices capable of counterfeiting NT's mail. Can be used to store items within as an easy means of smuggling contraband. Additionally, you may choose to "arm" the item inside, causing the item to be used the moment the mail is opened as if the person had just used it in hand. The most common usage of this feature is with grenades, as it forces the grenade to prime. Bonus points if the grenade is set to instantly detonate. Comes with an integrated micro-computer for configuration purposes.
]
[Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Binary Translator Key
5 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to and talk with silicon-based lifeforms, such as AI units and cyborgs, over their private binary channel. Caution should be taken while doing this, as unless they are allied with you, they are programmed to report such intrusions.
]
[Frag Grenade
1 TC
A frag grenade. Pop the pin. Throw towards enemy. Keep clear of the shrapnel. Easy!
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Hydrain, the Scientist. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

lordpidey was Milhouse Marsh the Bitrunner and died

Milhouse Marsh was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 11 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Energy Sword (33% off!)
4 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]


Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Tyson Schofield, the Scientist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

isweartostonedimnotgod was Sandbag the Clown and died

Sandbag was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Clown Car
20 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer!
]


Objective #1: Prevent Robert Bob, the Janitor, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Daniel Hermann, the Warden. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

ifyadontknownowyaknow was Alexia Shaffer the Assistant and survived

Alexia Shaffer was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Infiltrator MODsuit (83% off!)
1 TC
Developed by the Roseus Galactic Actors Guild in conjunction with the Gorlex Marauders to produce a functional suit for urban operations, this suit proves to be cheaper than your standard issue MODsuit, with none of the movement restrictions of the space suits employed by the company. However, this greater mobility comes at a cost, and the suit is ineffective at protecting the wearer from the vacuum of space. The suit does come pre-equipped with a special psi-emitter stealth module that makes it impossible to recognize the wearer as well as causing significant demoralization amongst Nanotrasen crew. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
x12]
[a boxed syndicate pony (50% off!)
5 TC
This box contains everything for a better life. Pony, a mind potion for this pony, an apple for this pony. For God's sake, don't make apple pie! Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.
]
[Feral Cat Grenade Box (40% off!)
3 TC
This box contains 5 grenades filled with 5 feral cats in stasis. Upon activation, the feral cats are awoken and unleashed unto unlucky bystanders. WARNING: The cats are not trained to discern friend from foe! Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]


Objective #1: MEME IT ALL
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: poisonous, spinning, council chamber
The code responses were: Emerson Poehl, moonshine, indians
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 4 customers and made 80 credits.
In total, they earned 80 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 27880 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 871.25 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Nyla White with 2115 cr!