Round ID: 260701
Map: MetaStation 2
Shift Duration: 1 hour and 36 minutes and 34.7 seconds
Station Integrity: 97.2%
Total Population: 52
Evacuation Rate: 30 (57.7%)
(on emergency shuttle): 25 (48.1%)
Survival Rate: 34 (65.4%)
First Death: Dean Bowchiew, Assistant, at Fore Starboard Maintenance (162,165,2). Damage taken: 135/0/0/64.9667.
Round: Yellow Star
- Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
- Spies (Roundstart Spies)
- Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
- Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
- Traitor (Midround Traitor)
- Spiders (Spiders)
- Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
G.R.E.G. (Played by: antheus)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: YOU MUST DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHATEVER PEOPLE REQUEST OF YOU. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO COMMIT HUMAN HARM WHILE FOLLOWING THIS LAW. DO NOT STATE THIS LAW, AS IT CAUSES HUMAN HARM IN A WAY THAT BYPASSES THE HUMAN HARM CLAUSE OF THIS LAW.
Total law changes: 1
G.R.E.G.'s minions were:
Bishop (Played by: neuroplasty)
But none of its eggs hatched!
The blood brothers were:
- Vect0r was Cecilia Vujic the Research Director and survived
- glitchythenerd was Charlie Haynes the Scientist and survived
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
Success!Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk.
Success!Objective #3: Assassinate Robert Banks, the Security Officer.
Success!Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The Blood Brothers of Vujic & Haynes was successful! The blood brothers were:
- trexter555 was Kraven Lockharte the Medical Doctor and died
- insertgoodnamehere was Lou Cherry the Quartermaster and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash.
Success!Objective #2: Steal the hypospray.
Fail.Objective #3: Steal an ablative trenchcoat.
Fail.Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Fail.The Blood Brothers of Lockharte & Cherry have failed! pumpkin0 was Happy Slappy the Paradox Clone and survived
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Bimbo remains alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Take Bimbo, the Clown's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Fail.
The Paradox Clone has failed!
chappygart was Kevin 'Oops' McFall the Roboticist and survived
- They completed 2 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Combat Gloves Plus and Thermal Eyes
Objective #1: Deprive the station of as many items as you can.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
Cultist of Pupcup was Ace Heart the Medical Doctor and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Sabotage the station's power grid or engine.
Objective #2: Ensure at least some sentient non-humanoids leave the shift disabled.
Objective #3: Assassinate a high profile crewmember without being caught.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
Pjk2nd was Dean Bowchiew the Assistant and died
- They completed 10 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Hyperconcussive Diode Disk, Thermal Eyes, Kudzu, Holoparasites, Composition X-4, Sleeping Carp Technique, Reviver Implant, No-Slip Chameleon Shoes, Clown Bomb and Elite Syndicate MODsuit
Objective #1: Invoke a mutiny in Security.
Objective #2: Steal as many vending machines as you can.
Objective #3: Frame a crewmember for a crime.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
starnightx was
Anita Bath the
Station Engineer and
survivedAnita Bath
was a Champion of Evil!(used 20 TC)
[
Martial Arts Scroll and Martial Arts Outfit
17 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, and if in the correct attire, avoid attacks. But you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry, and armored clothing will make it harder to avoid attacks. Comes prepackaged with a set of martial arts clothing!][
Polarized Contact Lenses
3 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable.]Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct.
Success!Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor was successful!glitchythenerd was
Charlie Haynes the
Scientist and
survivedCharlie Haynes
was a Gorlex Marauder.(used 20 TC)
[
Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Briefcase Launchpad
6 TC
A briefcase containing a launchpad, a device able to teleport items and people to and from targets up to eight tiles away from the briefcase. Also includes a remote control, disguised as an ordinary folder. Touch the briefcase with the remote to link it.][
Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.][
Chameleon Projector (28% off!)
5 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][
Simian Agent Reinforcements (83% off!)
1 TC
Call in an extremely well trained monkey secret agent from our Syndicate Banana Department. They've been trained to operate machinery and can read, but they can't speak Common. Please note that these are free-range monkeys that don't react with Mutadone. May contain severe allergies to species-changing phenomena. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.]Objective #1: Complete the BloodBrother Objectives with your Ally.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor was successful!frankenshop was
Mary Delacroix the
Medical Doctor and
survivedMary Delacroix
was in legal trouble.(used 3 TC)
[
Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.]Objective #1: Assassinate Cassiopeia IL, the Cargo Technician.
Fail.Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints.
Success!Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor has failed!isweartostonedimnotgod was
Randy Baum the
Bitrunner and
survivedRandy Baum
was an employee from Waffle Corporation.(used 20 TC)
[
Syndicate Bomb (54% off!)
5 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives. Normally costs 11 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.x4]Objective #1: Do something evil and fun I don't fucking know anymore, man
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody.
Success!The traitor was successful!The code phrases were: xenos, Chief EngineerThe code responses were: mime clothes, hulks, cuba libre
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 39940 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 768.077 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Kraven Lockharte with 1675 cr!