Round ID: 260688
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 27 minutes and 50.2 seconds
    Station Integrity: 92.7%
    Total Population: 22

    Evacuation Rate: 14 (63.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 14 (63.6%)
    Survival Rate: 17 (77.3%)
    First Death: Iguana Jones, Unassigned Crewmember, at Bay #1 (197,66,1). Damage taken: 4.5/0/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Revenant (Revenant)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
Emergency Resuscitation Provider (Played by: whowasclowneddownintheend) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
Someone became obsessed!
crudbo was Luzula Multiflora the Cook and died
Objective #1: Spend 3 minutes around Tony Henk while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Hug Tony Henk 4 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Take a photo of Tony Henk while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Tony Henk, the Clown. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 4 seconds being near Tony Henk!
The Obsessed has failed!

The other antagonists were:
cheeseweb was revenant (469) the Revenant and survived
Objective #1: Absorb 467 points of essence from humans. Fail.
Objective #2: Make the crew as miserable as possible. Success!
The Revenant has failed!

The traitors were:
bobthezebra was Shouty Rousseau the Mime and died

Shouty Rousseau was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Guide to Advanced Mimery Series
12 TC
The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. Obviously only works for Mimes.
]
[Combat Bakery Kit
7 TC
A kit of clandestine baked weapons. Contains a baguette which a skilled mime could use as a sword, a pair of throwing croissants, and the recipe to make more on demand. Once the job is done, eat the evidence.
]
[Syndicate Playing Cards
1 TC
A special deck of space-grade playing cards with a mono-molecular edge and metal reinforcement, making them slightly more robust than a normal deck of cards. You can also play card games with them or leave them on your victims.
]


Objective #1: Prevent Evertride DMT, the Roboticist, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Sydney McKraken, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

scrubbehh was Tony Henk the Clown and died

Tony Henk was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Turn everyone into slimes
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

gmet was Gmet Mottezer the Janitor and died

Gmet Mottezer was an MI13 agent.
(used 12 TC) [EZ Clean Grenade Bundle
6 TC
A box with three cleaner grenades using the trademark Waffle Corp. formula. Serves as a cleaner and causes acid damage to anyone standing nearby. The acid only affects carbon-based creatures.
]
[Composition X-4
2 TC
Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Prevent Luzula Multiflora, the Cook, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Detective, death, painful
The code responses were: council chamber, wonder
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 15363 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 698.318 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Sara Narwhal with 4357 cr!