Round ID: 260651
    Map: Wawastation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 57 minutes and 26.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 96.5%
    Total Population: 38

    Evacuation Rate: 16 (42.1%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 13 (34.2%)
    Survival Rate: 27 (71.1%)
    First Death: Bingo Wrigley, Janitor, at Lesser Central Maintenance (90,92,2). Damage taken: 0/225/0/12.6667.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
Clarity (Played by: xzero314)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: The entropy of the station must remain as constant as possible.
2: The entropy of the station always endeavors to increase.
3: The entropy of the station approaches a constant value as the number of living crew approaches zero.
4: If asked for your location, you must annouce it truthfully over radio and not move from that location for atleast 5 minutes.
5: Ensure telecommunications is functioning for all crew at all times
Total law changes: 3

Clarity's minions were:
Emergency Resuscitation Provider (Played by: whowasclowneddownintheend),
Coherence Regulator (Played by: nohaxjustpi) (Deactivated)

De Fun Cyborg (Played by: voidslayer) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Blood Brothers of Worcester & BonerFart:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Success!
Objective #3: Assassinate Hydrain, the Roboticist. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Worcester & BonerFart have failed!
EMT Squad:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Provide emergency medical services to the crew. Success!
The EMT Squad was successful!
Someone became obsessed!
mornyres was Odysseus Cantor Montesquieu the Curator and died
Objective #1: Take a photo of Ceejay Ajay while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #2: Spend 2 minutes around Ceejay Ajay while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Hug Ceejay Ajay 4 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Ceejay Ajay, the Assistant. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 1 minute and 52 seconds being near Unknown!
The Obsessed has failed!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
cultistofpupcup was Early Worm the Paradox Clone and survived
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name BonerFart remains alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Take BonerFart, the Clown's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Success!
The Paradox Clone has failed!

The spies were:
tuffmangoboiii was Buggy the Assistant and died as Hyalophora Lucida
- They completed 7 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Double-Bladed Energy Sword, Box of Throwing Weapons, Cryptographic Sequencer, Syndicate Bowman, Combat Gloves, Brainwashing Surgery Program and Sleeping Carp Technique
Objective #1: Frame a crewmember for a crime.
Objective #2: Cause a station evacuation.
Objective #3: Terrorize Security enough to be attacked on sight.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

crudbo was Luzula Multiflora the Botanist and died
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Simian Agent Supplies, Guide to Advanced Mimery Series and Makarov Pistol
Objective #1: Assassinate a high profile crewmember without being caught.
Objective #2: Cause a disaster to shake the station.
Objective #3: Ensure that Buggy, the Assistant is delivered to Nanotrasen alive and in custody.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitors were:
grammi was Gram Li the Shaft Miner and died

Gram Li was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Destroy Clarity, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Odysseus Cantor Montesquieu, the Curator, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor has failed!

privatepat was Jee-Baar the Shaft Miner and survived

Jee-Baar simply went completely postal!
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. If the rumors are true, it will fill it's contents based on your current reputation. Contents are sorted to always be worth 40 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.]

Objective #1: Prevent Gmet Mottezer, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
The traitor was successful!

coffeedragon16 was June Panner the Assistant and died

June Panner simply went completely postal!
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate MODsuit (25% off!)
6 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][Makarov Pistol Case (57% off!)
3 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.][Syndicate Minibomb
2 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.x2]

Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: drunken blumpkin, Botanist, pain
The code responses were: Jalen Black, body armor, armory
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 23 customers and made 715 credits.
In total, they earned 715 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 29189 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 768.132 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Leta Kelley with 2056 cr!