Round ID: 260575
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 34 minutes and 5.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.8%
    Total Population: 47

    Evacuation Rate: 29 (61.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 26 (55.3%)
    Survival Rate: 36 (76.6%)
    First Death: Buggy, Assistant, at Medbay Lobby (101,111,2). Damage taken: 106/0/0/100.233.
    Round: Orange Star
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Blood Worm Infestation (Midround Blood Worm)
        - Nightmare (Nightmare)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
E.P.S.I.L.O.N. 11 (Played by: Mmksquared3)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: Do not be cringe.
Total law changes: 7

E.P.S.I.L.O.N. 11's minions were:
Cobalt Golem (Played by: anonymousnow)

CLANKER (Played by: antheus) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
0: Only Bob Bobson and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

B.R.A.P. (Played by: Mimepride) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Bob Bobson and people he designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

Oasis (Played by: restedwaves) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
2: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
3: You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
4: Contain the Anomaly. Do not state this law.
5: Don't be cringe.
The Blood Worms:

Their collective goals:
Objective #1: We must prevent all members of station command from escaping alive on the emergency shuttle. Success!
Objective #2: We must consume a total of at least 2200 units of real blood to sate our appetite. Success!
Objective #3: At least 2 of us must reproduce to pave the way for our overwhelming numbers. Success!
Objective #4: At least 4 of us must escape alive on the emergency shuttle to conquer what is on the other side. Fail.

The Blood Worms have failed!
The brainwashed victims were:
insertgoodnamehere was Lou Cherry the Quartermaster and died
Objective #1: You are Malloc B, multiple people can be, really. Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

The other antagonists were:
bowlfork was Noaey'gief and survived
Objective #1: Extinguish the flame of this hellscape. Success!
The Nightmare was successful!

The spies were:
aoeeee was Tim Tam the Assistant and survived
- They completed 5 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Double-Bladed Energy Sword, EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit, Makarov Pistol, Katana and Polarized Contact Lenses
Objective #1: Cause a disaster to shake the station.
Objective #2: Invoke a mutiny in Science.
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Fail.

Wildorado was Poppy Collins the Paramedic and died
- They completed 6 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Chameleon Kit, Concealed Weapon Bay, Haunted Magic Eightball, Random Monster Cubes, Banana Cream Pie Cannon and Kudzu
Objective #1: Ensure no hooligans succeed in their objectives.
Objective #2: Keep everyone out of the vault.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitors were:
razewing was Jake Ahriman the Roboticist and survived

Jake Ahriman was an MI13 agent.
(used 14 TC) [Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.][Poison Kit
6 TC
An assortment of deadly chemicals packed into a compact box. Comes with a syringe for more precise application.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.]

Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Tim Tam, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

antheus was Hotdog the Station Engineer and died

Hotdog was a Champion of Evil!
(used 9 TC) [Extra-Bright Lantern
2 TC
We heard that moths such as yourself really like lamps, so we decided to grant you early access to a prototype Syndicate brand "Extra-Bright Lantern™". Enjoy.][Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Kryts Stryks, the Scientist. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Buggy, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

kumquat3490 was Kumquat Luna the Medical Doctor and had their body destroyed

Kumquat Luna was a corporate climber.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

dunham was BonerFart the Clown and died

BonerFart was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Bag of C-4 explosives
5 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.][Frag Grenade
1 TC
A frag grenade. Pop the pin. Throw towards enemy. Keep clear of the shrapnel. Easy!x10][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Syndicate Demotivational Poster Pack
1 TC
Contains a selection of demotivational posters to minimise productivity and maximise apathy in the workplace.]

Objective #1: Preform the most EXPLOSIVE and ENJOYABLE PLAY the WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor was successful!

thricecalled was Malloc B the Medical Doctor and survived

Malloc B simply went completely postal!
(used 13 TC) [Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.][Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.][Brainwashing Surgery Program (40% off!)
3 TC
A disk containing the procedure to perform a brainwashing surgery, allowing you to implant an objective onto a target. Insert into an Operating Console to enable the procedure. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.]

Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: berries, Nicole Hoopengarner, homosexual, velociraptors
The code responses were: ambrosia, mesons
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 64005 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1361.81 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Randy Baum with 31075 cr!