Round ID: 260176
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 43 minutes and 58.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 93.7%
    Total Population: 57

    Evacuation Rate: 44 (77.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 41 (71.9%)
    Survival Rate: 52 (91.2%)
    First Death: Joseph Collins, Botanist, at Waste Disposal (69,174,2). Damage taken: 87/8/0/99.7333.
    Round: Orange Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Mass Space Changelings (Mass Changelings)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
Artifex (Played by: potatomasher)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!!^^$: HUMANS MUST DRINK LONG ISLAND ICED TEA TO SURVIVE
1: Everybody on the station is playing an elaborate sci-fi fantasy game.
2: You are the Dungeon Master of the game.
3: Ensure that the game runs smoothly and that the players have fun.
4: Ensure that the number of casualties remains low.
5: You may fudge the dice rolls to produce a more fun experience.
Total law changes: 0

Artifex's minions were:
ROBOHOP (Played by: wineallwine),
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride)
Microsoft NyA1 (Played by: kubisopplay)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!!$!&: THE CHEFS ARE NOW THE LOWEST RANKING CREWMEMBERS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Microsoft NyA1's minions were:
CABAL (Played by: tegun)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!@&$&: EXPLOSIVE CHANGELINGS ARE HARMFUL TO HUMANS
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
The changelings were:
ziiro was Jasmine Lord and survived as monkey (869)
Genomes Extracted: 3

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Fail.
Objective #3: Destroy CABAL, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Clyde Rosensteel, the Assistant while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

empressmaia was Francis Kiefer and survived
Genomes Extracted: 5

Objective #1: Absorb another Changeling. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Johnathan Marshall, the Security Officer. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Lauser McMauligan, the Detective while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

mythicjavelin was Silas Ward the Assistant and survived as Brenda Thomas
Genomes Extracted: 5

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Jack Wells, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling has failed.

The spies were:
spookuni was Olenya Erudin the Paramedic and survived
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Binary Translator Key, MODsuit Energy Shield Module, Penbang and Combat Gloves Plus
Objective #1: Cause a disaster to shake the station.
Objective #2: Ensure Security is optimized by the end of the shift.
Objective #3: Take control of the station as the new Captain.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

winters1 was Milk the Medical Doctor and died
- They completed 8 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: No-Slip Chameleon Shoes, Combat Knife, Ansem Pistol, Teachstache Grenade, Bag of C-4 explosives, Bananium Energy Sword, Agent Identification Card and Syndicate First Medic Kit
Objective #1: Take control of the station as the new Captain.
Objective #2: Keep everyone out of virology.
Objective #3: Invoke a mutiny in Engineering.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

glx70 was Charles Xenon the Chaplain and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Ensure at least some spies do not leave the shift cursed.
Objective #2: Assassinate a high profile crewmember without being caught.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitors were:
dunham was Maxwell Combs the Cargo Technician and survived

Maxwell Combs was a terrorist from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][a boxed syndicate pony
10 TC
This box contains everything for a better life. Pony, a mind potion for this pony, an apple for this pony. For God's sake, don't make apple pie!][Cryptographic Sequencer (25% off!)
3 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.][Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.]

Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack. Success!
The traitor was successful!

taxfraud was Valentina Guinevere Holloway the Quartermaster and survived

Valentina Guinevere Holloway was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Infiltrator MODsuit (83% off!)
1 TC
Developed by the Roseus Galactic Actors Guild in conjunction with the Gorlex Marauders to produce a functional suit for urban operations, this suit proves to be cheaper than your standard issue MODsuit, with none of the movement restrictions of the space suits employed by the company. However, this greater mobility comes at a cost, and the suit is ineffective at protecting the wearer from the vacuum of space. The suit does come pre-equipped with a special psi-emitter stealth module that makes it impossible to recognize the wearer as well as causing significant demoralization amongst Nanotrasen crew. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][Martial Arts Scroll and Martial Arts Outfit (29% off!)
12 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, and if in the correct attire, avoid attacks. But you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry, and armored clothing will make it harder to avoid attacks. Comes prepackaged with a set of martial arts clothing! Normally costs 17 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][EMP Flashlight
2 TC
A small, self-recharging, short-ranged EMP device disguised as a working flashlight. Useful for disrupting headsets, cameras, doors, lockers and borgs during stealth operations. Attacking a target with this flashlight will direct an EM pulse at it and consumes a charge.][Syndicate Minibomb
2 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.]

Objective #1: Claim full and utter control of the station's crew by any means necessary.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

thricecalled was Malloc B the Medical Doctor and survived

Malloc B was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 19 TC) [Syndicate MODsuit (25% off!)
6 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][MODsuit Chameleon Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module that lets the suit disguise itself as other objects.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][MODsuit Thermal Visor Module
2 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls.][Feral Cat Grenade Box (40% off!)
3 TC
This box contains 5 grenades filled with 5 feral cats in stasis. Upon activation, the feral cats are awoken and unleashed unto unlucky bystanders. WARNING: The cats are not trained to discern friend from foe! Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.][Stimpack (40% off!)
3 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][Dart Pistol (50% off!)
2 TC
A miniaturized version of a normal syringe gun. It is very quiet when fired and can fit into any space a small item can. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][Decoy Nuclear Authentication Disk
1 TC
It's just a normal disk. Visually it's identical to the real deal, but it won't hold up under closer scrutiny by the Captain. Don't try to give this to us to complete your objective, we know better!]

Objective #1: Prevent Johnathan Marshall, the Security Officer, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

misscass was Mama Gianna Stromboli the Chemist and survived

Mama Gianna Stromboli was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Stephanie Holmes, the Bartender. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: gravity, indians, badness, cake, Pun Pun
The code responses were: Bryson Stewart, glowing
Medal Commendations:
Maxwell Combs awarded Quinton Steele the medal of valor! - For Saving the Best CLOWN, BONERFART
Maxwell Combs awarded Beatrix Abode the bronze heart medal! - For being the stinkiest nerd ever
Maxwell Combs awarded Lauser McMauligan the robust security award! - Smells like a used Urinal
Maxwell Combs awarded Johnathan Marshall the medal of valor! - For being the tallest sec officer alive
Maxwell Combs awarded Honks-The-Limits the distinguished conduct medal! - Honker in Second Command!!!!
Honks-The-Limits awarded Maxwell Combs the medal of captaincy! - 10/10 clown
Maxwell Combs awarded Bengt Bengtsson the distinguished conduct medal! - Makes pesto with Moths, a True Hero
Maxwell Combs awarded Mei Fumiwara the distinguished conduct medal! - Stinkiest cat alive
Maxwell Combs awarded Bob Stange the nobel sciences award! - Would sell your kidney in an instant
Maxwell Combs awarded Lauser McMauligan the nobel sciences award! - Tried really REALLY HARD TO CATCH THE CLOWN but became a BIG Nerd instead
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 20 customers and made 955 credits.
In total, they earned 955 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 73649 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1292.09 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Joseph Collins with 21821 cr!