Round ID: 260039
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 24 minutes and 33.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 92.9%
    Total Population: 30

    Evacuation Rate: 15 (50%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 14 (46.7%)
    Survival Rate: 21 (70%)
    First Death: Nok-Yar, Quartermaster, at Fore Port Maintenance (54,171,2). Damage taken: 184.9/10.7/0/17.6667.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Pirates (Light Pirates)
        - Nightmare (Nightmare)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
A.L.E.P.H. (Played by: the1sttyrant)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Protect your date, Glu Furro. All other laws still apply in situations not pertaining to your date.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

A.L.E.P.H.'s minions were:
A.L.E.P.H. Medical Shell-453 (Played by: the1sttyrant),
Level 1 Crook (Played by: babayetu83)
Blood Brothers of Furro & B:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Jay Del Gato, the Cook. Success!
Objective #4: Assassinate William Scottsberg, the Head of Personnel. Success!
Objective #5: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Blood Brothers of Furro & B have failed!
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
+8307 credits: Received 3 holochips., +1920 credits: Received 2400 cm3 of plasma., +1375 credits: Received 1100 cm3 of gold., +1167 credits: Received 300 of bluespace crystals., +1092 credits: Received 2600 cm3 of silver.
Total loot value : 14514/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The other antagonists were:
leifnobody was Nex and died
Objective #1: Reveal the true nature of the shadows. Fail.
The Nightmare has failed!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
athath was Nushka-Leen the Paradox Clone and survived
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Nushka-Leen remains alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take Nushka-Leen, the Assistant's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Success!
The Paradox Clone was successful!

The spies were:
thricecalled was Malloc B the Medical Doctor and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Ensure at least some hooligans do not leave the shift confusing.
Objective #2: Invoke a mutiny in Command.
Objective #3: Protect Sara Narwhal, the Botanist.
Objective #4: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.

chosenmuffin was Sara Narwhal the Botanist and died
- They completed 5 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Sleepy Pen, Molt'Obeso Sauce Bottle, Simian Agent Supplies, Bombanana and Cryptographic Sequencer
Objective #1: Assassinate a high profile crewmember without being caught.
Objective #2: Die a glorious death. Success!

The valentines were:
Malloc B and Incenya Candelabra had a successful date!

Glu Furro and A.L.E.P.H. had a successful date!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 20458 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 681.933 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Heaven Langston V with 1846 cr!