Round ID: 259747
    Map: Delta Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 54 minutes and 16.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.8%
    Total Population: 14

    Evacuation Rate: 6 (42.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 6 (42.9%)
    Survival Rate: 9 (64.3%)
    First Death: Emerald Bromson, Assistant, at Port Primary Hallway (124,129,2). Damage taken: 112/0/0/94.5.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Revenant (Revenant)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
ApocalypseNoodle Alpha (Played by: ekarusryndren)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

ApocalypseNoodle Alpha's minions were:
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
Someone became obsessed!
misscass was Blarium XXVI the Station Engineer and survived
Objective #1: Hug Looks-At-Bugs 6 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Spend 3 minutes around Looks-At-Bugs while they're alive. Success!
Objective #3: Murder Greg Wagner, Looks-At-Bugs's coworker. Success!
Objective #4: Murder Looks-At-Bugs, the Geneticist. Fail.
The Obsessed spent a total of 4 minutes and 50 seconds being near Looks-At-Bugs!
The Obsessed has failed!

The other antagonists were:
terridavis was revenant (902) the Revenant and survived
Objective #1: Absorb 516 points of essence from humans. Success!
Objective #2: Damage and render as much of the station rusted and unusable as possible. Success!
The Revenant was successful!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
sulta was Tony Jettster the Paradox Clone and survived
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Tony Jettster remains alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take Tony Jettster, the Cook's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Success!
The Paradox Clone was successful!

The spies were:
babayetu83 was John Swoozleman the Head of Personnel and survived
- They completed 14 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Thermal Eyes, Dart Pistol, Bulldog Shotgun, Binary Translator Key, SyndEye Program, Holoparasites, Polarized Contact Lenses, Microbomb Implant, Syndicate Tome, Syndicate Revolver, Stealth Implant, CNS Rebooter Implant, Bananium Energy Sword and Random Monster Cubes
Objective #1: Just be yourself man and cause everyone massive headaches
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

Sulta was Bryan Rahl the Shaft Miner and had their body destroyed
- They completed 11 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Kudzu, Teachstache Grenade, Ultra Hilarious Firing Pin, Guerrilla Gloves, Simian Agent Supplies, Cryptographic Sequencer, .357 Heartseeker Speed Loader (Revolver), Bag of C-4 explosives, Adaptive Cardboard Cutouts, Tactical Deniability Implant and Clown Car
Objective #1: Sabotage the station's power grid or engine.
Objective #2: Ensure all criminals succeed in their objectives.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitors were:
darthtater1 was Alexi Fedorovich the Shaft Miner and survived

Alexi Fedorovich was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Blarium XXVI, the Station Engineer. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

alphanerdd was Josh Hawkins the Atmospheric Technician and survived

Josh Hawkins was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 17 TC) [Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.][Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.][Gloves of the North Star (25% off!)
6 TC
These gloves let the user punch people very fast. Does not improve weapon attack speed or the meaty fists of a hulk. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.]

Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Cyborg, traitors, margaritas
The code responses were: morgue maintenance, handcuffs, Archie Finlay
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 5 customers and made 810 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 810 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 33940 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 2424.29 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Alexi Fedorovich with 21326 cr!