kaizerbuns was Hippy Slippy the Clown and died
Hippy Slippy was a Champion of Evil!
(used 20 TC) [
Cryptographic Sequencer4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][
Clown Car (25% off!)15 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer! Normally costs 20 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][
Composition C-41 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.]
Objective #1: Prevent Pergesa, the Bartender, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Badrick Brown, the Chaplain, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
The code phrases were: Vinnie Swarner, pais
The code responses were: sausages, Johnathan Green, berets