Round ID: 259692
    Map: Catwalk Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 57 minutes and 22.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.7%
    Total Population: 13

    Evacuation Rate: 6 (46.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 6 (46.2%)
    Survival Rate: 10 (76.9%)
    First Death: Carter Lowe, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (133,66,4). Damage taken: 118.2/0/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
Funfriend (Played by: nohaxjustpi)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Funfriend's minions were:
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
Ragyn's Isolated Intifada:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #3: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The Ragyn's Isolated Intifada have failed!
Someone became obsessed!
babayetu83 was John Swoozleman the Head of Personnel and survived
Objective #1: Take a photo of Charlie Haynes while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #2: Murder Paula Loodman, Charlie Haynes's coworker. Fail.
Objective #3: Spend 3 minutes around Charlie Haynes while they're alive. Success!
Objective #4: Murder Charlie Haynes, the Quartermaster. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 7 minutes and 28 seconds being near Charlie Haynes!
The Obsessed has failed!

The spies were:
chickenmanmanner was Mortanus Aurelian the Assistant and survived
- They completed 21 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Double-Bladed Energy Sword, Haunted Magic Eightball, Banana Cream Pie Cannon, Miniature Energy Crossbow, Power Beacon, SecHUD Implant, Clown Bomb, Binary Translator Key, Syndicate Spraycan, Banana Cream Pie Cannon, Syndicate Revolver, EMP Flashlight, Syndicate Sticker Pack, Spider Bite Technique, Syndicate Tome, Gorilla Cube, Laser Arm Implant, Syndicate Sentience Potion, Bananium Energy Sword, Switchblade and Holoparasites
Objective #1: Ensure the station's dinners turn out disrupted.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

babayetu83 was John Swoozleman the Head of Personnel and survived
- They completed 7 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Combat Gloves Plus, Boot Dagger, Advanced Plastic Surgery Program, Ancient Jumpsuit, Sleepy Pen, Cryptographic Sequencer and Rocket Launcher
Objective #1: Kill shit steal shit I dunno man
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitors were:
glitchythenerd was Charlie Haynes the Quartermaster and died

Charlie Haynes was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 14 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Miniature Energy Crossbow (50% off!)
5 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot. Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Syndicate Minibomb
2 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.
]


Objective #1: Steal the Files in the Vault instead as you are unable to steal a SM Shard and then complete your original goal to Assassinate Tim Clements, the Bartender as that was your original objectives.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

keithkingston was Old Head the Lawyer and survived

Old Head was in legal trouble.
(used 6 TC) [Syndicate Spraycan
1 TC
A stylish Syndicate spraycan. Contains enough special solution to spray a single super-size seditious symbol, subjecting station staff to slippery suffering.
]
[Syndicate Smokes
2 TC
Strong flavor, dense smoke, infused with omnizine.
]
[Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash
3 TC
A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.
]


Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

thecreative8 was Deedum Dedah the Clown and died

Deedum Dedah was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 4 TC) [Exploding Hot Potato
4 TC
A potato rigged with explosives. On activation, a special mechanism is activated that prevents it from being dropped. The only way to get rid of it if you are holding it is to attack someone else with it, causing it to latch to that person instead.
]


Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: skeletons, pie, Georgia Rose
The code responses were: captain's office, sadness
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 24327 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1871.31 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Old Head with 6633 cr!