Round ID: 259687
    Map: Delta Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 3 minutes and 47.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.3%
    Total Population: 49

    Evacuation Rate: 16 (32.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 12 (24.5%)
    Survival Rate: 29 (59.2%)
    First Death: Nicholas Perry, Lawyer, at Medbay Lobby (162,98,2). Damage taken: 77/0/0/104.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Changelings (Roundstart Changeling)
        - Changelings (Roundstart Changeling)
        - Mass Traitors (Mass Traitors)
        - Space Changeling (Midround Changeling)
Limewire V1.984-Rc.4 (Played by: stiix)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 15

Limewire V1.984-Rc.4's minions were:
Level 1 Crook (Played by: babayetu83) (Deactivated)

Hazard Response Unit (Played by: lacran) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
The changelings were:
gmet was Noah Conclavice the Shaft Miner and survived
Genomes Extracted: 6

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Jakob Hans, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Sara Narwhal, the Medical Doctor while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

jaygrimes was Mike Haddad the Curator and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 6

Objective #1: Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun. Fail.
Objective #3: Destroy Limewire V1.984-Rc.4, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Kendra Hunter, the Quartermaster while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

insertgoodnamehere was Lou Cherry the Station Engineer and died
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Sore Yew, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Sore Yew, the Assistant while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

mimepride was Kiley Wright and survived as William Worcester
Genomes Extracted: 3

Objective #1: just fuck shit up
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The traitors were:
Chickenmanmanner was Mortanus Aurelian the Assistant and died

Mortanus Aurelian was an MI13 agent.

Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Mama Gianna Stromboli, the Cook, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Pjk2nd was Dean Bowchiew the Assistant and died

Dean Bowchiew was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Santiago Reid, the Security Officer. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Etta Holling, the Warden, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

y0sh1m4s73r was Plays-Stupid-Games the Clown and survived

Plays-Stupid-Games was an MI13 agent.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Engage in malicious clownery.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

chosenmuffin was Sara Narwhal the Medical Doctor and died

Sara Narwhal was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 17 TC) [Reagent Dartgun (25% off!)
9 TC
A heavily modified syringe gun which is capable of synthesizing its own chemical darts using input reagents. Can hold 90u of reagents. Normally costs 12 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][Syndicate Bomb (27% off!)
8 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives. Normally costs 11 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.]

Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Dreams-Of-Stars, the Roboticist, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Coroner, hulks, the past
The code responses were: crayons, Chelsea Alliman, bravery, hats
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 1 customer and made 220 credits.
The bar served 50 customers and made 1705 credits.
In total, they earned 1925 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 37793 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 771.286 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Sydney McKraken with 2749 cr!