Round ID: 259388
    Map: Tramstation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 6 minutes and 56.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.2%
    Total Population: 67

    Evacuation Rate: 39 (58.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 37 (55.2%)
    Survival Rate: 52 (77.6%)
    First Death: Rainbow, Cyborg, at Lavaland Wastes (144,57,4). Damage taken: 0/0/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
        - Abductors (Abductors)
        - Blood Worm Infestation (Midround Blood Worm)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
        - Blob Infection (Blob Infection)
Brie (Played by: uwumacaronitime)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 9

Brie's minions were:
G.R.E.G. (Played by: antheus),
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride),
Cherry (Played by: insertgoodnamehere),
ASYMPTOTE (Played by: the1sttyrant)
Prophecies's Isolated Intifada:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe. Fail.
Objective #3: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Prophecies's Isolated Intifada have failed!
Blood Brothers of Haynes & Vujic:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate James Anderson, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Prophecies, the Chief Engineer. Success!
Objective #4: Assassinate Joe Colada, the Detective. Success!
Objective #5: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Haynes & Vujic have failed!
Mothership Omega team failed its mission.
The abductors of Mothership Omega were:
terridavis was Bryan Demuth the Abductor Scientist and survived as Mothership Omega Scientist
spessmann was Sean Zeal the Abductor Agent and died as Mothership Omega Agent
Objective #1: Experiment on 6 humans. Fail.
The Blood Worms:

Their collective goals:
Objective #1: We must prevent all members of station command from escaping alive on the emergency shuttle. Fail.
Objective #2: We must consume a total of at least 2900 units of real blood to sate our appetite. Fail.
Objective #3: At least 3 of us must reproduce to pave the way for our overwhelming numbers. Fail.
Objective #4: At least 3 of us must escape alive on the emergency shuttle to conquer what is on the other side. Fail.

The Blood Worms have failed!
The abductees were:
Glx70 was Charles Xenon the Scientist and died
Objective #1: Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in pantomime. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

Som0307 was Jakob Hans the Medical Doctor and survived
Objective #1: It's all an entirely virtual simulation within an underground vault. Convince the crew to escape the shackles of VR. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

Xprtdrt was Gavin Xiadao the Medical Doctor and survived
Objective #1: You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument! Success!
The Abductee was successful!

The blobs were:
rubilacxe was Anne T. Minne the Psychologist and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Reach critical mass! Fail.
The Blob Infection has failed!

The changelings were:
jaygrimes was Mike Haddad the Botanist and survived
Genomes Extracted: 3

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Nothing Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling has failed.

The hypnotized victims were:
johnjohnson12 was James Anderson the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Our Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The other antagonists were:
alexguinea was Spacehook the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

definitelynotatraitor was blobbernaut (263) and died
Objective #1: Protect the blob core at all costs. Fail.
The Blob Minion has failed!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
pieguy223 was Cecilia Vujic the Paradox Clone and died
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Cecilia Vujic remains alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take Cecilia Vujic, the Research Director's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Fail.
The Paradox Clone has failed!

The spies were:
Spessmann was Johnathan Clemens the Assistant and had their body destroyed
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Frame a crewmember for a crime.
Objective #2: Free the station's AI from its laws.
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!

vect0r was Cecilia Vujic the Research Director and died
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Miniature Energy Crossbow
Objective #1: Complete blood brother objectives
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

crudbo was Luzula Multiflora the Coroner and died
- They completed 3 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Feral Cat Grenade Box, Bombanana and Heavily Modified Springlock MODsuit Module
Objective #1: Terrorize traitors enough to be branded a hero.
Objective #2: Ensure that Lacida Cultera, the Assistant is delivered to Nanotrasen alive and in custody.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitors were:
insertgoodnamehere was Lou Cherry the Cyborg and survived as Cherry

Lou Cherry was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, and a specialised contractor baton.]

Objective #1: Steal an ablative trenchcoat. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor has failed!

paeikazy was Susia Axkill the Chemist and died

Susia Axkill was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 18 TC) [Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.x2][Artificial Intelligence Detector
1 TC
A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to display their exact viewing location. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover, and finding nearby blind spots can help you identify escape routes.][Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Hacked AI Law Upload Module
4 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Guy Beatty, the Chaplain. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Jay Del Gato, the Janitor. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

tamuren was Renton Novak the Assistant and died

Renton Novak was an MI13 agent.
(used 18 TC) [Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.][Double-Bladed Energy Sword (53% off!)
6 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.][Syndicate Soap
1 TC
A sinister-looking surfactant used to clean blood stains to hide murders and prevent DNA analysis. You can also drop it underfoot to slip people.]

Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: suffering, burgers, Research Director, horrorterrors
The code responses were: twerking, Janine Vader, mech bay
Medal Commendations:
Ivan F. Phills awarded Samson Ritter the robust security award! - Stopping Security from all being murdered by someone with a contractor's baton.
Captain Edward Thomas awarded Jimmy Little the medal of valor! - Being brave enough to tell bad jokes on the tram the WHOLE shift.
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 4 customers and made 95 credits.
In total, they earned 95 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 71174 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1062.3 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Ezekiel Burns with 4087 cr!