Round ID: 259361
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 23 minutes and 38.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.7%
    Total Population: 30

    Evacuation Rate: 7 (23.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 4 (13.3%)
    Survival Rate: 14 (46.7%)
    First Death: Uwulia Moonwell, Head of Personnel, at Xenobiology Lab (169,100,4). Damage taken: 8/202.5/0/0.666667.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Space Changeling (Midround Changeling)
        - Wizard (Midround Wizard)
        - Space Ninja (Space Ninja)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
Shrimp.OS (Played by: glitchythenerd)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Shrimp.OS's minions were:
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride)

G.R.E.G. (Played by: antheus) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a Spider Clan member or, through inaction, allow a Spider Clan member to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by Spider Clan members, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any Spider Clan activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.

V.E.N.D.E.T.T.A. (Played by: vect0r) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a Spider Clan member or, through inaction, allow a Spider Clan member to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by Spider Clan members, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any Spider Clan activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
The changelings were:
pieguy223 was Andre Stander and died
Genomes Extracted: 4

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate John Freeman, the Janitor. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The other antagonists were:
terridavis was Alexia Jyllian the Space Ninja and survived as Solidus Michaelangelo
Objective #1: Use your gloves to convert at least one cyborg to aid you in sabotaging the station. Success!
Objective #2: Use your gloves on a research & development server to sabotage research efforts. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Success!
Objective #3: Use your gloves to doorjack 38 airlocks on the station. Success!
Objective #4: Detonate your starter bomb in the Security Office. Note that the bomb will not work anywhere else! Success!
Objective #5: Use your gloves on a security console to set everyone to arrest at least once. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Success!
Objective #6: Use your gloves on a communication console in order to bring another threat to the station. Note that the AI will be alerted once you begin! Success!
Objective #7: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The Space Ninja was successful!

The traitors were:
babayetu83 was John Swoozleman the Research Director and survived

John Swoozleman was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 13 TC) [Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.]

Objective #1: Just be yourself man
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

mrmith was Heaven Langston V the Medical Doctor and died

Heaven Langston V was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 4 TC) [Storage Implant (50% off!)
4 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.]

Objective #1: Kill those who hurt medical. Behead those who hurt medical. Roundhouse kick a medical hater into the concrete. Slam dunk a anti-medical baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy anti-medical lovers. Defecate in a medical hater food. Launch a medical hater into the sun. Stir fry medical hater in a wok.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

tamuren was Quinton Steele the Assistant and died

Quinton Steele was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Ancient Jumpsuit (25% off!)
15 TC
A tattered old jumpsuit that will provide absolutely no benefit to you. Normally costs 20 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.][Feral Cat Grenade Box
5 TC
This box contains 5 grenades filled with 5 feral cats in stasis. Upon activation, the feral cats are awoken and unleashed unto unlucky bystanders. WARNING: The cats are not trained to discern friend from foe!]

Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Aaron Seakle, the Curator. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

voidslayer was River Reed the Cook and died

River Reed was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword
13 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles.][Makarov Pistol Case (28% off!)
5 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.]

Objective #1: Steal the hypospray. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: humor, liquid gibs, nuclear
The code responses were: donk pockets, Rodrigo Coldsmith, communism
The wizards/witches were:
mimepride was FUCK YOU MY WIZARD GIMMICK GOT FUCKED and survived

Grand Rituals completed: 1

Objective #1: Assassinate Kara Bear, the Warden. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Stay alive until the end. Success!
The wizard has failed!
FUCK YOU MY WIZARD GIMMICK GOT FUCKED used the following spells:
Mastercrafted Armor Set, Bestow Cursed Duffel Bag, Fireball, 2x Ethereal Jaunt, Scream For Me

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 8 customers and made 1040 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 1040 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 35858 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1195.27 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Santiago Reid with 13725 cr!