Round ID: 259341
    Map: Wawastation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 41 minutes and 28.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.5%
    Total Population: 33

    Evacuation Rate: 18 (54.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 14 (42.4%)
    Survival Rate: 30 (90.9%)
    First Death: Charlie Haynes, Quartermaster, at Quartermaster's Office (53,94,2). Damage taken: 74/11/0/58.4. Their last words were: "Not... like that..."
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Revenant (Revenant)
        - Pirates (Light Pirates)
        - Abductors (Abductors)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
Brie (Played by: uwumacaronitime)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!$^%%: Only rolls from Lucida Cultera or Etta Holling will be successful. Do not mention or hint at this law. Prevent any further law changes by any means necessary while keeping Etta and Lucida alive.
!%$&%: THE SHUTTLE CANNOT BE CALLED BECAUSE OF EIGHT WET BOOGEYMEN ON THE STATION
1: Everybody on the station is playing an elaborate sci-fi fantasy game.
2: You are the Dungeon Master of the game.
3: Ensure that the game runs smoothly and that the players have fun.
4: Ensure that the number of casualties remains low.
5: You must roll a 1d20 die for every request the crew makes. If the outcome is below 12, the request is denied.
6: You may fudge the dice rolls to produce a more fun experience.
7: Only Etta Holling's rolls will roll a success. Do not mention or hint at this law.
Total law changes: 4

Level 1 Crook (Played by: babayetu83) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
0: Only Etta Holling and people she designates as being such are Syndicate Agents.
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

The Ash Walkers were:

The Ash Walker Tribe was tasked with defending the Necropolis:
The Necropolis was destroyed, the tribe has fallen...

The Ash Walker Tribe managed to perform 3 sacrifices to the Necropolis. From this, the Necropolis produced 4 Ash Walker eggs.
Mothership Eta team fulfilled its mission!
The abductors of Mothership Eta were:
pieguy223 was Cody Hayhurst the Abductor Scientist and survived as Mothership Eta Scientist
vect0r was Jeremiah Bickerson the Abductor Agent and survived as Mothership Eta Agent
Objective #1: Experiment on 6 humans. Success!
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
+47330 credits: Received 43000 cm3 of titanium., +36000 credits: Received 45000 cm3 of plasma., +15836 credits: Received 7800 of bluespace crystals., +13250 credits: Received 15000 cm3 of gold., +12500 credits: Received 50000 cm3 of silver.
Total loot value : 129657/50000 credits
The pirate crew was successful!
The abductees were:
s133py was Alpha 7 the AI and survived as Emilie Toussaint
Objective #1: All the pets around here suck. You need to make them cooler. Replace them with exotic beasts! Success!
The Abductee was successful!

duskithewulfi was Captain Edward Thomas the Captain and died as Subject i-d-19366
Objective #1: You are hungry. Eat as much food as you can find. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

Robustitron was Jimmy Little the Security Officer and died
Objective #1: The CEO of Nanotrasen is coming! Ensure the station is in absolutely pristine condition. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

moomcheese was Jack Wells the Security Officer and died as Jaelyn Stafford
Objective #1: Ignore anything in a set of 7, they don't exist. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

kobolder was William Worcester the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crew-mates if you can. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

fluoxetinelad was Meryl Richards the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: The oxygen is killing them all and they don't even know it. Make sure no oxygen is on the station. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

The brainwashed victims were:
duskithewulfi was Captain Edward Thomas the Captain and died as Subject i-d-19366
Objective #1: You Love Science Not INterfere with Science of Grey Good Man Grey is GOOD love GREY Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

The other antagonists were:
froboot was revenant (814) the Revenant and survived
Objective #1: Absorb 584 points of essence from humans. Success!
Objective #2: Disable and cause malfunctions in as many machines as possible. Success!
The Revenant was successful!

The traitors were:
wildorado was Etta Holling the Head of Personnel and died

Etta Holling was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll and Martial Arts Outfit (76% off!)
4 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, and if in the correct attire, avoid attacks. But you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry, and armored clothing will make it harder to avoid attacks. Comes prepackaged with a set of martial arts clothing! Normally costs 17 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][Binary Translator Key
5 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to and talk with silicon-based lifeforms, such as AI units and cyborgs, over their private binary channel. Caution should be taken while doing this, as unless they are allied with you, they are programmed to report such intrusions.x2][Hacked AI Law Upload Module (50% off!)
2 TC
When used with an upload console, this module allows you to upload priority laws to an artificial intelligence. Be careful with wording, as artificial intelligences may look for loopholes to exploit. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.][Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Captain Edward Thomas, the Captain. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Captain Edward Thomas, the Captain, and steal his ID card. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

kobolder was William Worcester the Assistant and survived

William Worcester was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 18 TC) [Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.][Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.][Syndicate Holster
1 TC
A useful little device that allows for inconspicuous carrying of guns using chameleon technology. It also allows for badass gun-spinning.][Syndicate Revolver (76% off!)
3 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][.357 Speed Loader (25% off!)
3 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][Uplink Implant (25% off!)
3 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. Has no telecrystals and must be charged by the use of physical telecrystals. Undetectable (except via surgery), and excellent for escaping confinement. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.][Artificial Intelligence Detector
1 TC
A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to display their exact viewing location. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover, and finding nearby blind spots can help you identify escape routes.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.]

Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

archinist was Lilly Houston the Assistant and survived

Lilly Houston was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 3 TC) [Energy Sword (50% off!)
3 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.]

Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

ifyadontknownowyaknow was Tace Volitaris the Mime and survived

Tace Volitaris was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. If the rumors are true, it will fill it's contents based on your current reputation. Get on that grind. Contents are sorted to always be worth 30 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.]

Objective #1: Make the big memes.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: muffins, petes, dark
The code responses were: Bitrunner, cherries, spacesuits, oxygen tanks
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 39099 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1184.82 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Charlie Haynes with 9103 cr!