Round ID: 259298
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 58 minutes and 6.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.8%
    Total Population: 15

    Evacuation Rate: 10 (66.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 9 (60%)
    Survival Rate: 12 (80%)
    First Death: Ed Dee, Paramedic, at Morgue (100,77,2). Damage taken: 5/0/0/195.5.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
Orange V 3 5 (Played by: the1sttyrant)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Orange V 3 5's minions were:
Orange V 3 5 Default Shell-240 (Played by: the1sttyrant)
Narwhal's Isolated Intifada:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe. Fail.
Objective #4: Assassinate Wob Eg, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #5: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Narwhal's Isolated Intifada have failed!
Dawsby's Isolated Intifada:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Corey Barrett, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #3: Assassinate Ed Dee, the Paramedic. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Dawsby's Isolated Intifada have failed!
The Captive Aliens were:

The progenitor of this hive was deadman00, as alien queen (514), who failed to escape captivity


Overall, 0 xenomorphs remained alive and in captivity, and 0 managed to escape!

Nanotrasen thanks the crew of Meta Fishery LXXIX for providing much needed research data on xenofauna combat effectiveness.

The Aliens were:
The hypnotized victims were:
anongeko was Corey Barrett the Shaft Miner and died
Objective #1: SSServe me Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

Someone became obsessed!
aoxdragon was Insufferable the Clown and survived
Objective #1: Spend 3 minutes around Eric Dawsby while they're alive. Success!
Objective #2: Murder Wob Eg, Eric Dawsby's coworker. Success!
Objective #3: Hug Eric Dawsby 5 times while they're alive. Success!
Objective #4: Murder Eric Dawsby, the Assistant. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 4 minutes and 38 seconds being near Eric Dawsby!
The Obsessed was successful!

The traitors were:
duskithewulfi was LT. Builds-The-Defense the Scientist and survived

LT. Builds-The-Defense was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 18 TC) [Hypnotic Flash
7 TC
A modified flash able to hypnotize targets. If the target is not in a mentally vulnerable state, it will only confuse and pacify them temporarily.][Feral Cat Grenade Box (40% off!)
3 TC
This box contains 5 grenades filled with 5 feral cats in stasis. Upon activation, the feral cats are awoken and unleashed unto unlucky bystanders. WARNING: The cats are not trained to discern friend from foe! Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.x2][Bag of C-4 explosives
5 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.]

Objective #1: Prevent Charlie Haynes, the Quartermaster, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Sara Narwhal, the Paramedic, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: toast, Research Director, plants, badness
The code responses were: Javier Faust, morgue, wealthiness
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 16636 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1109.07 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Charlie Haynes with 1750 cr!