Round ID: 259243
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 38.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 96.3%
    Total Population: 34

    Evacuation Rate: 30 (88.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 28 (82.4%)
    Survival Rate: 33 (97.1%)
    First Death: John Swoozleman, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (118,94,2). Damage taken: 40/0/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
B.O.N.E.S.A.W (Played by: nariharimoto)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

B.O.N.E.S.A.W's minions were:
A.L.E.P.H. (Played by: the1sttyrant),
Level 1 Crook (Played by: babayetu83),
Coherence Regulator (Played by: nohaxjustpi),
J.U.N.I.P.E.R (Played by: bowlfork)
Ward's Isolated Intifada:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization. Fail.
Objective #3: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Ward's Isolated Intifada have failed!
The Blood Brothers of MacDougall & Haddad:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Swims-In-Water, the Roboticist, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate LT. Builds-The-Defense, the Scientist. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of MacDougall & Haddad have failed!
The traitors were:
glueball was Mizar OE the Chaplain and survived

Mizar OE was an MI13 agent.
(used 10 TC) [Freedom Implant (40% off!)
3 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.][Syndie Lipstick (33% off!)
4 TC
A highly advanced container of lipstick, we'll save you the trouble of explaining how it works here: After applying the lipstick to yourself, any kisses you blow will turn into laser kisses! (Use the kiss emote to fire laser kisses.) You may blow an unlimited amount of laser kisses! Stylish way to kiss to death, isn't it syndiekisser? Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][Detomatix disk (50% off!)
3 TC
When inserted into a tablet, this cartridge gives you four opportunities to detonate tablets of crewmembers who have their message feature enabled. The concussive effect from the explosion will knock the recipient out for a short period, and deafen them for longer. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Silas Ward, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Hark Loginstin, the Prisoner, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

crudbo was Luzula Multiflora the Coroner and died

Luzula Multiflora was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Power Sink
11 TC
When screwed to wiring attached to a power grid and activated, this large device lights up and places excessive load on the grid, causing a station-wide blackout. The sink is large and cannot be stored in most traditional bags and boxes. Caution: Will explode if the powernet contains sufficient amounts of energy.][Trigger Stationwide Blackout (33% off!)
4 TC
When purchased, a virus will be uploaded to the engineering processing servers to force a routine power grid check, forcing all APCs on the station to be temporarily disabled. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][Bag of C-4 explosives
5 TC
Because sometimes quantity is quality. Contains 10 C-4 plastic explosives.]

Objective #1: Destroy B.O.N.E.S.A.W, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the medal of captaincy. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Gianna Addison, masked, dark, gods, dull
The code responses were: toolboxes, shaking, Ulyssa Finlay, rude
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 20 customers and made 865 credits.
In total, they earned 865 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 21129 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 621.441 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Pergesa with 1518 cr!