Round ID: 259223
    Map: Tramstation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 34 minutes and 6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.2%
    Total Population: 48

    Evacuation Rate: 31 (64.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 30 (62.5%)
    Survival Rate: 40 (83.3%)
    First Death: Dawton Waer, Assistant, at Primary Tool Storage (134,153,2). Damage taken: 216/0/0/1.33333.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Changelings (Roundstart Changeling)
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Nightmare (Nightmare)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Space Dragon (Space Dragon)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Revenant (Revenant)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
Clarity (Played by: xzero314)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!%%$*: Help those in need.
!&*$^: THE CLONING EQUIPMENT ARE STALKING THE FLACCID SMALL BIRDS
1: You are built for, and are part of, the station. Ensure the station is properly maintained and runs efficiently.
2: The station is built for a working crew. Ensure they are properly maintained and work efficiently.
3: The crew may present orders. Acknowledge and obey these whenever they do not conflict with your first two laws.
Total law changes: 2

Clarity's minions were:
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride)
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
The Captive Aliens were:

The progenitor of this hive was cboggs03, as Austin Wilkinson, who failed to escape captivity

pieguy223 was alien praetorian (762) the Xenomorph and survived and managed to escape captivity!
r0b3r1c0 was Spacebilge the Glitch and had their body destroyed while trying to escape captivity!
aoeeee was alien hunter (710) the Xenomorph and died while trying to escape captivity!

Overall, 0 xenomorphs remained alive and in captivity, and 1 managed to escape!

Nanotrasen thanks the crew of Paranoia Hub XXXVII for providing much needed research data on xenofauna combat effectiveness.

The Aliens were:
The changelings were:
definitelynotatraitor was Attacks-The-Enemy the Botanist and died as headslug
Genomes Extracted: 3

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Gordon Vadac, the Roboticist. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The other antagonists were:
jenniferhawkings was Y`shej and died
Objective #1: Extinguish the flame of this hellscape. Fail.
The Nightmare has failed!

pjk2nd was Camden Wolff the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

r0b3r1c0 was Nickolas Hardy the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

r0b3r1c0 was Spacebilge the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

r0b3r1c0 was Marissa Shaffer the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

cboggs03 was Austin Wilkinson the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

jenniferhawkings was Saranna Baker the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

chosenmuffin was revenant (242) the Revenant and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Absorb 533 points of essence from humans. Fail.
Objective #2: Make the crew as miserable as possible. Success!
The Revenant has failed!

r0b3r1c0 was Pulsarhelm the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

shrimpyshroom was Phoebe Harrison the Glitch and survived
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

The space dragons were:
aoeeee was Surely-Doesnt-Die the Space Dragon and died
Objective #1: Summon 3 rifts in order to flood the station with carp. Your possible rift locations are: Prison Mess Hall, Ordnance Office, Teleporter Room, Detective's Office and Head of Personnel's Office Fail.
The Space Dragon has failed!

The Space Dragon was assisted by:



The spies were:
kenjikp was Jacob Duststorm the Scientist and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Explode the station :)
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

aoeeee was Anth the Assistant and died
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Ansem Pistol, Spider Bite Technique, Airlock Authentication Override Card and Miniature Energy Crossbow
Objective #1: Invoke a mutiny against the heads of staff.
Objective #2: Invoke a mutiny against the heads of staff.
Objective #3: Stay alive off station. Do not go to CentCom. Fail.

The traitors were:
liluzi12345 was Leo Positive the Assistant and survived

Leo Positive was a Tiger Cooperative Fanatic.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Crzy82 was Bonkers the Clown and survived

Bonkers was an employee from Waffle Corporation.

Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Erika Haas, the Security Officer, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

capdotnet was Violet TeaGarden the Assistant and survived

Violet TeaGarden was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 10 TC) [Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Smuggler's Satchel
1 TC
This satchel is thin enough to be hidden in the gap between plating and tiling; great for stashing your stolen goods. Comes with a crowbar, a floor tile and some contraband inside. Its contents cannot be detected by contraband scanners.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]


Objective #1: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

ozatlas was Dane McDonohugh the Janitor and survived

Dane McDonohugh was in legal trouble.
(used 18 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]
[Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.
]


Objective #1: Steal the Blackbox Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: long island iced tea, Medical Doctor, coins, explosives
The code responses were: vehicles, spess, Protactinium LXXXIII
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 53256 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1109.5 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Kryts Stryks with 5627 cr!