Round ID: 259171
    Map: Catwalk Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 27 minutes and 21.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.3%
    Total Population: 44

    Evacuation Rate: 28 (63.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 27 (61.4%)
    Survival Rate: 40 (90.9%)
    First Death: Samson Ritter, Detective, at Arrival Shuttle Hallway (127,77,2). Damage taken: 209.4/0/0/0.666667.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Changelings (Roundstart Changeling)
        - Changelings (Roundstart Changeling)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
Shrimp.OS (Played by: glitchythenerd)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Jimmy Valentino is the Perfect Human, being the Perfect Human, he has the RIGHT to dictate who is... and isnt Human.
Total law changes: 5

Shrimp.OS's minions were:
Shrimp.OS Engineering Shell-160 (Played by: glitchythenerd)
The Blood Brothers of LON & Nape:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Blood Brothers of LON & Nape have failed!
The changelings were:
porkimus was Ed Dee the Shaft Miner and died as headslug
Genomes Extracted: 7

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Corey Barrett, the Chemist. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Kendra Hunter, the Scientist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

paeikazy was Susia Axkill the Chemist and died
Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Joseph Nape, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Malloc B, the Medical Doctor while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The Fallen Changeling has failed!

The other antagonists were:
novaray was Issac Harrison the Glitch and survived
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

voudez was Ward Evans the Glitch and survived
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

The traitors were:
thricecalled was Malloc B the Medical Doctor and died

Malloc B was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, and a specialised contractor baton.
]


Objective #1: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitor has failed!

snootypip was Pip the Assistant and survived

Pip was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[a boxed syndicate pony (80% off!)
2 TC
This box contains everything for a better life. Pony, a mind potion for this pony, an apple for this pony. For God's sake, don't make apple pie! Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]
[SyndEye Program
1 TC
A data disk containing a unique PC app that allows you to watch cameras and track crewmembers.
]


Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Success!
Objective #2: Steal the Blackbox Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

loafing34 was Jeff Glycerol the Cargo Technician and died

Jeff Glycerol was an employee from Waffle Corporation.

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Botanist, drunken blumpkin, logic
The code responses were: lasers, yellow, tunnel snakes, abductors, Tatiana Fuchs
Medal Commendations:
Lcdr. Builds-The-Defense awarded Gordon Vadac the emergency services award! - For introducing the station to glories of medical (THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE TRIED TO GIVE HIM THIS MEDAL)
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 1.83231e+20 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 4.16434e+18 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Plays-Stupid-Games with 1.83231e+20 cr!