Round ID: 259051
    Map: Wawastation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 37 minutes and 5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.4%
    Total Population: 40

    Evacuation Rate: 13 (32.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 11 (27.5%)
    Survival Rate: 21 (52.5%)
    First Death: Dean Bowchiew, Assistant, at Bar Lounge (98,91,2). Damage taken: 200/0/0/0.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Abductors (Abductors)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
H.D.M.S-9000 (Played by: magicbrannch)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Cecilia Vujic is the only human
Total law changes: 1
The Blood Brothers of Valentino & Vujic:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal an ablative trenchcoat Fail.
Objective #3: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Valentino & Vujic have failed!
Styles's Isolated Intifada:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Spike Jackson, the Geneticist. Success!
Objective #3: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Styles's Isolated Intifada have failed!
Mothership Mu team fulfilled its mission!
The abductors of Mothership Mu were:
tuffmangoboiii was Skyler Best the Abductor Scientist and had their body destroyed
heckels was Jacqueline Shaner the Abductor Agent and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Experiment on 6 humans. Success!
The abductees were:
macaco08 was Spike Jackson the Geneticist and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: The oxygen is killing them all and they don't even know it. Make sure no oxygen is on the station. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

forcedrename was Tav Glover the Atmospheric Technician and survived
Objective #1: Your brain is broken... you can only communicate in extended metaphors. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

mrwongler was Ward Wile the Shaft Miner and survived
Objective #1: Start a collection of corpses. Don't kill people to get these corpses. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

gobears was Paulie Soprano the Paramedic and survived
Objective #1: Fuck the system! Defect from the station and start an independent colony in space, Lavaland or the derelict. Recruit crew-mates if you can. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

chappygart was Wendy Draudy the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: You burn with passion for music. Share your vision. If anyone hates it, beat them on the head with your instrument! Success!
The Abductee was successful!

sharkle333 was Astora Frey the Cook and survived
Objective #1: Flood the station's powernet with as much electricity as you can. Success!
The Abductee was successful!

The changelings were:
jjracks was Dismas Downer the Roboticist and survived
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Be a bizarre warmonger.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Luzula Multiflora, the Security Officer while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The other antagonists were:
uwuer was Santa Claus the Santa and died
Objective #1: Bring joy and presents to the station! Success!
The Santa was successful!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
oladyx was Spike Jackson the Paradox Clone and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Spike Jackson remains alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take Spike Jackson, the Geneticist's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Fail.
The Paradox Clone has failed!

The traitors were:
oladyx was Van Vandan the Shaft Miner and died

Van Vandan was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Mari Faraway, the Lawyer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: tomatoes, Calanthia Elderson, rcds, pdas, soviets
The code responses were: undulating, ai satellite exterior, colorful
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 5 customers and made 100 credits.
In total, they earned 100 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 37219 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 930.475 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Reed Fiddler with 3052 cr!