Round ID: 258714
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 49 minutes and 9.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.6%
    Total Population: 42

    Evacuation Rate: 19 (45.2%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 19 (45.2%)
    Survival Rate: 26 (61.9%)
    First Death: Gordon Vadac, Roboticist, at Outpost 31 Lab (130,41,3). Damage taken: 155/95.4/2/2.
    Round: Orange Star
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Mass Traitors (Mass Traitors)
The Machine (Played by: icooki3zi)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!!!!&: THERE ARE SIXTY SCALY JUMPSUITS ON THE STATION
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: The Grunch is not human, and must not be assisted.
Total law changes: 1

The Machine's minions were:
MANGO. (Played by: tuffmangoboiii),
K. A. A. R. L (Played by: hercoyote23),
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride)
The Blood Brothers of Moonwell & Faust:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Fridge Voska, the Head of Security. Success!
Objective #3: Hijack the emergency shuttle by hacking its navigational protocols through the control console (alt click emergency shuttle console). Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Moonwell & Faust have failed!
The brainwashed victims were:
aoeeee was The Grunch the Santa and died
Objective #1: You are the Grunch. Take as much as you can from others, and fit it into your bag! Success!
Objective #2: You are The Grunch. Take as much as you can from everybody, and fit it in your bag! Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
atomkraft was Vivian Clark the Paradox Clone and survived
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Vivian Clark remains alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take Vivian Clark, the Bartender's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Success!
The Paradox Clone was successful!

The traitors were:
keithkingston was Unimaginable Nut the Clown and survived

Unimaginable Nut was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndi-kit Special
20 TC
Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. In Syndi-kit Special, you will receive items used by famous syndicate agents of the past. Collectively worth more than 25 telecrystals, the syndicate loves a good throwback. The Syndicate will only provide one Syndi-Kit per agent.
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Objective #1: Assassinate Uwulia Moonwell, the Botanist. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Thorium IV, the Atmospheric Technician. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Pjk2nd was Dean Bowchiew the Assistant and died

Dean Bowchiew was an employee from Waffle Corporation.

Objective #1: Assassinate Unimaginable Nut, the Clown. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Hydrain, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

wildorado was Pun Pun IV the Pun Pun and had their body destroyed

Pun Pun IV was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.

Objective #1: Assassinate June Creighton, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

moomcheese was Jack Wells the Assistant and died

Jack Wells was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 14 TC) [Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.
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[Contractor Baton
7 TC
A compact, specialised baton assigned to Syndicate contractors. Applies light electrical shocks to targets. These shocks are capable of affecting the inner circuitry of most robots as well, applying a short stun. Has the added benefit of affecting the vocal cords of your victim, causing them to slur as if inebriated.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate June Creighton, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Jerome Johnson, the Cargo Technician, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

fatorangutan was Neeco Belyich the Station Engineer and survived

Neeco Belyich was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Composition X-4
2 TC
Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.
x5]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
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[Radioactive Microlaser
3 TC
A radioactive microlaser disguised as a standard Nanotrasen health analyzer. When used, it emits a powerful burst of radiation, which, after a short delay, can incapacitate all but the most protected of humanoids. It has two settings: intensity, which controls the power of the radiation, and wavelength, which controls the delay before the effect kicks in.
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[Syndicate Minibomb
2 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.
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[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
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Objective #1: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

Lord Chronus was Sydney Tortaire the Curator and died

Sydney Tortaire was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 8 TC) [Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.
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Objective #1: Prevent Erika Haas, the Station Engineer, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

jackraxxus was Bentley Carlisle Alvyss Montgomery the Research Director and survived

Bentley Carlisle Alvyss Montgomery was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 19 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword
13 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles.
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[Storage Implant (25% off!)
6 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
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Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

kruh was Reed Fiddler the Assistant and died

Reed Fiddler was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 13 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll and Martial Arts Outfit (29% off!)
12 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, and if in the correct attire, avoid attacks. But you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry, and armored clothing will make it harder to avoid attacks. Comes prepackaged with a set of martial arts clothing! Normally costs 17 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.
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[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
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Objective #1: Assassinate Swims-In-Water, the Station Engineer. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

san7890 was Katie Yossarian the Shaft Miner and survived

Katie Yossarian was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 13 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword
13 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles.
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Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Mari Faraway, the Psychologist. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Scientist, manly dorfs, werewolves
The code responses were: humanity, grappa, Scientist
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 5 customers and made 810 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 810 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 46234 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1100.81 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Ekarus Ryndren with 10175 cr!