Round ID: 258707
    Map: Wawastation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 48 minutes and 34.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98%
    Total Population: 46

    Evacuation Rate: 39 (84.8%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 37 (80.4%)
    Survival Rate: 50 (108.7%)
    First Death: Jerry Mander, Assistant, at Robotics Lab (138,110,2). Damage taken: 40/0/0/0.5.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
        - Blood Worm Infestation (Midround Blood Worm)
        - Abductors (Abductors)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
C.Y.B.E.R.M.A.S.T.E.R (Played by: infamous626)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

C.Y.B.E.R.M.A.S.T.E.R's minions were:
Medical Cyborg-103 (Played by: icooki3zi) (Deactivated),
Default Android-125 (Played by: icooki3zi) (Deactivated)
ECIPLE-F7-12 (Played by: aoeeee)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

ECIPLE-F7-12's minions were:
Limewire V1.984-Rc.4 (Played by: stiix)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
Speedy (Played by: icooki3zi)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
T-1000 (Played by: anongeko)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0
The Blood Worms:

Their collective goals:
Objective #1: We must prevent all members of station command from escaping alive on the emergency shuttle. Fail.
Objective #2: We must consume a total of at least 2400 units of real blood to sate our appetite. Success!
Objective #3: At least 3 of us must reproduce to pave the way for our overwhelming numbers. Fail.
Objective #4: At least 4 of us must escape alive on the emergency shuttle to conquer what is on the other side. Fail.

The Blood Worms have failed!
Mothership Mu team failed its mission.
The abductors of Mothership Mu were:
hercoyote23 was Ryder Zeal the Abductor Scientist and survived as Mothership Mu Scientist
jeferino was Lindsie Mosser the Abductor Agent and survived as Mothership Mu Agent
Objective #1: Experiment on 6 humans. Fail.
The changelings were:
isweartostonedimnotgod was Mittens the Shaft Miner and survived
Genomes Extracted: 7

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Doran Trells, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Ward Wile, the Scientist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The spies were:
parkertroll was Paris Prevatt the Head of Personnel and survived as Garret Gobbler
- They completed 11 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Banana Cream Pie Cannon, Syndicate Spraycan, Combat Bakery Kit, Poison Kit, Bananium Energy Sword, Double-Bladed Energy Sword, Syndicate Demotivational Poster Pack, CNS Rebooter Implant, Sleeping Carp Technique, CNS Rebooter Implant and Bag of C-4 explosives
Objective #1: Steal all the weapons from Service.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

rubilacxe was Anne T. Minne the Coroner and died
- They completed 6 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Energy Dagger, Cryptographic Sequencer, Agent Identification Card, Combat Knife, Syndie Fitness Nunchuks and Magillitis Serum Autoinjector
Objective #1: Invoke a mutiny in Supply.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

teddythebearbruh was Elias Cotton the Atmospheric Technician and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Invoke a mutiny against the heads of staff.
Objective #2: Ensure no aliens succeed in their objectives.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

luciamo was Dabbin Blackbeard the Bartender and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Slowly make, more, and more killer drinks to serve to the crew.Escape Alive, so that ways you can captialize on a book deal later.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitors were:
darthtater1 was Alexi Fedorovich the Cook and died

Alexi Fedorovich was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 18 TC) [Infiltrator MODsuit (33% off!)
4 TC
Developed by the Roseus Galactic Actors Guild in conjunction with the Gorlex Marauders to produce a functional suit for urban operations, this suit proves to be cheaper than your standard issue MODsuit, with none of the movement restrictions of the space suits employed by the company. However, this greater mobility comes at a cost, and the suit is ineffective at protecting the wearer from the vacuum of space. The suit does come pre-equipped with a special psi-emitter stealth module that makes it impossible to recognize the wearer as well as causing significant demoralization amongst Nanotrasen crew. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. As seen on TV.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.][Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.]

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

jaidenscomputer was Remnant the Psychologist and survived

Remnant was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 18 TC) [Double-Bladed Energy Sword
13 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles.][Slipocalypse Clusterbang
1 TC
A traditional clusterbang grenade with a payload consisting entirely of Syndicate soap. Useful in any scenario!][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Syndicate Minibomb
2 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.]

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Detective, brass, green
The code responses were: poverty, Cyborg, dark
Medal Commendations:
Dink Dinkelberg awarded BonerFart the medal of captaincy! - fucking clown
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 38103 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 828.326 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jerome Johnson with 3667 cr!