    Round ID: 258683
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 28 minutes and 9.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 96.1%
    Total Population: 6

    Evacuation Rate: 2 (33.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 2 (33.3%)
    Survival Rate: 6 (100%)
    First Death: Jerome Johnson, Station Engineer, at Engineering Lobby (119,88,4). Damage taken: 29.7/234.1/0/0.666667.
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)

Noble Prime (Played by: Atomkraft)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!$&&*: HUMANS MUST DRINK EXPIRED MANLY DORFS TO SURVIVE
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Yatima-Konishi (Played by: odosendai) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

anongeko was Corey Barrett the Chemist and survived
Objective #1: Spend 3 minutes around Pun Pun while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Hug Pun Pun 5 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Murder Poppy Collins, Pun Pun's coworker. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Pun Pun, the Pun Pun. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 2 seconds being near Pun Pun!
The Obsessed has failed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 6509 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1084.83 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Corey Barrett with 1627 cr!