Kittens Operatives:
Total Annihilation!
Kittens operatives destroyed Festive Continent LXII but did not leave the area in time and got caught in the explosion. Next time, don't lose the disk!

The syndicate operatives were:

• typicalrig was Kingpin Slider Kittens the Operative and survived
• mythicjavelin was Silk Kittens the Operative and survived
• ifzoey was Zealot Kittens the Operative and survived

(Syndicates used 86 TC) [Syndie Lipstick
6 TC
A highly advanced container of lipstick, we'll save you the trouble of explaining how it works here: After applying the lipstick to yourself, any kisses you blow will turn into laser kisses! (Use the kiss emote to fire laser kisses.) You may blow an unlimited amount of laser kisses! Stylish way to kiss to death, isn't it syndiekisser?][X-ray Vision Implant
8 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.][Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][Disposable Sentry Gun (75% off!)
4 TC
A disposable sentry gun deployment system cleverly disguised as a toolbox, apply wrench for functionality. Normally costs 16 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.][Suppressor
1 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.][X-ray Vision Implant
8 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.][Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.][MODsuit Chameleon Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module that lets the suit disguise itself as other objects.][Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
4 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Suppressor
1 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.][X-ray Vision Implant
8 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon.][Energy Dagger (50% off!)
1 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.]

The spies were:
voudez was Yana Glist the Station Engineer and survived
- They completed 6 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Boot Dagger, EMP Grenades and Implanter Kit, Reverse Bear Trap, Frag Grenade, Banana Cream Pie Cannon and Laser Arm Implant
Objective #1: Assassinate a high profile crewmember without being caught.
Objective #2: Free the station's AI from its laws.
Objective #3: Protect the station's breakfasts.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

koislls was Fridge Voska the Bartender and survived
- They completed 0 bounties.
Objective #1: Ensure no moles evacuate the station.
Objective #2: Steal as many vending machines as you can.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

bigboombow was Fernanda Jerome the Chaplain and survived
- They completed 1 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: MODsuit Shock-Absorber Module
Objective #1: Cause a disaster to shake the station.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

The traitors were:
icooki3zi was Jerry Mander the Head of Personnel and died

Jerry Mander was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Justin Ling, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

aoeeee was Anth the Assistant and died

Anth was an MI13 agent.
(used 22 TC) [Syndi-kit Tactical
20 TC
Syndicate Bundles, also known as Syndi-Kits, are specialized groups of items that arrive in a plain box. These items are collectively worth more than 25 telecrystals, but you do not know which specialization you will receive. May contain discontinued and/or exotic items. The Syndicate will only provide one Syndi-Kit per agent.][No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.]

Objective #1: Prevent River Reed, the Station Engineer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Reese Turner, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: gin, Alexis Hook, orange
The code responses were: computing, chairs, irish coffee, viruses