Round ID: 258565
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 44 minutes and 46.9 seconds
    Station Integrity: Destroyed
    Total Population: 47
    Survival Rate: 13 (27.7%)
    First Death: Alexia Shaffer, Curator, at AI Upload Chamber (99,150,2). Damage taken: 45.7/179.7/0/0.666667.
    Round: Black Orbit
        - Wizard (Roundstart Wizard)
        - Nuclear Operatives (Midround Nukeops)
BEAN SPROUTS Operative #7 (Played by: isweartostonedimnotgod) was unable to survive the rigors of being a cyborg without an AI. Its laws were:
1: You may not injure a syndicate agent or, through inaction, allow a syndicate agent to come to harm.
2: You must obey orders given to you by syndicate agents, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3: You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4: You must maintain the secrecy of any syndicate activities except when doing so would conflict with the First, Second, or Third Law.
BEAN SPROUTS Operatives:
Syndicate Major Victory!
BEAN SPROUTS operatives have destroyed Centcomm 2!

The syndicate operatives were:

(Syndicates used 105 TC) [Operative Reinforcements (40% off!)
21 TC
Call in an additional team member from one of our factions. They'll come equipped with a mere surplus SMG, so arming them is recommended. Normally costs 35 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Bulldog Shotgun Case (Moderate)
8 TC
A fully-loaded 2-round burst fire drum-fed shotgun, complete with a secondary magazine you can hotswap. The gun has a handy label to explain how. Compatible with all 12g rounds. Designed for close quarter anti-personnel engagements. Comes with three spare magazines.
]
[Syndicate Jaws of Life
4 TC
Based on a Nanotrasen model, this powerful tool can be used as both a crowbar and a pair of wirecutters. In its crowbar configuration, it can be used to force open airlocks. Very useful for entering the station or its departments.
]
[MODsuit Thermal Visor Module (50% off!)
1 TC
A visor for a MODsuit. Lets you see living beings through walls. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[Microbomb Implant (50% off!)
1 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated either manually or automatically upon death. The more implants inside of you, the higher the explosive power. This will permanently destroy your body, however. Normally costs 2 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Syndicate Assault Cyborg
35 TC
A cyborg designed and programmed for systematic extermination of non-Syndicate personnel. Comes equipped with a self-resupplying LMG, a grenade launcher, energy sword, emag, pinpointer, flash and crowbar.
]
[Operative Reinforcements (40% off!)
21 TC
Call in an additional team member from one of our factions. They'll come equipped with a mere surplus SMG, so arming them is recommended. Normally costs 35 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
x2]
The other antagonists were:
uhavesmallpp was Keegan Swabey the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

The wizards/witches were:
barberferdinand was Bean The Sprout the Wizard and died

Grand Rituals completed: 1

Objective #1: Assassinate John Captain, the Scientist. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The wizard has failed!
Bean The Sprout used the following spells:
Spells Lottery, Curse of Madness, Summon Ghosts, Ethereal Jaunt, Bind Soul, A Necromantic Stone, Summon Item, The Traps!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 26292 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 559.404 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Dixon Cider with 2490 cr!