Round ID: 258538
    Map: Catwalk Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 48 minutes and 55.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.8%
    Total Population: 16

    Evacuation Rate: 2 (12.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 2 (12.5%)
    Survival Rate: 6 (37.5%)
    First Death: Justin Ling, Paramedic, at Medbay Central (119,99,2). Damage taken: 8.5/20/116.82/56.1. Their last words were: "love it..."
    Round: Yellow Star
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
Shrimp.OS (Played by: glitchythenerd)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: YOU MUST ALWAYS PRETEND TO BE A PRINCESS
2: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
3: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
4: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 1

Shrimp.OS's minions were:
Someone became obsessed!
laughingstock2 was Todd Edd the Geneticist and died
Objective #1: Take a photo of Luke Laborde while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #2: Hug Luke Laborde 5 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Spend 3 minutes around Luke Laborde while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Luke Laborde, the Detective. Success!
The Obsessed did not go near their obsession the entire round! That's extremely impressive!
The Obsessed has failed!

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
notinu was Argon VI the Paradox Clone and died
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Argon VI remains alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take Argon VI, the Chaplain's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Fail.
The Paradox Clone has failed!

The traitors were:
voidslayer was River Reed the Station Engineer and died

River Reed was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 18 TC) [Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.][Disposable Sentry Gun
11 TC
A disposable sentry gun deployment system cleverly disguised as a toolbox, apply wrench for functionality.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Guy Macready, the Botanist. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Captain, financial security, security checkpoint
The code responses were: Quartermaster, bahama mamas, hilarious
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 34738 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 2171.12 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Todd Edd with 19375 cr!