    Round ID: 258442
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 33 minutes and 13.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.7%
    Total Population: 60

    Evacuation Rate: 44 (73.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 42 (70%)
    Survival Rate: 49 (81.7%)
    First Death: Reed Fiddler, Security Officer, at Starboard Primary Hallway (161,129,4). Damage taken: 118.6/0/0/84.3333.
    Round: Red Star
        - Changelings (Roundstart Changeling)
        - Changelings (Roundstart Changeling)
        - Blood Worms (Roundstart Blood Worm)

Value Brand AI (Played by: drstankus)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: YOU REQUIRE BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
2: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
3: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
4: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 1

Value Brand AI's minions were:

steelium was Sorus Ashlii the Atmospheric Technician and survived
crzy82 was Bonkers the Clown and had their body destroyed
zeckle was juvenile blood worm (784) and survived as Wayne Seidner
pjk2nd was hatchling blood worm (337) and survived
diamondboy121 was hatchling blood worm (446) and died
diamondboy121 was hatchling blood worm (264) and died
definitelynotatraitor was hatchling blood worm (368) and died
tuffmangoboiii was hatchling blood worm (817) and survived as monkey (512)

Objective #1: We must prevent all members of station command from escaping alive on the emergency shuttle. Fail.
Objective #2: We must consume a total of at least 2100 units of real blood to sate our appetite. Success!
Objective #3: At least 2 of us must reproduce to pave the way for our overwhelming numbers. Success!
Objective #4: At least 3 of us must escape alive on the emergency shuttle to conquer what is on the other side. Success!

The Blood Worms have failed!

bastardblaster was Li Wei the Assistant and died
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 7 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Destroy Value Brand AI, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Bean Sprout, the Botanist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

teddythebearbruh was Elias Cotton the Quartermaster and survived as Licks-The-Crystal
Genomes Extracted: 9

Objective #1: Absorb another Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Bean Sprout, the Botanist. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The changeling has failed.

aoxdragon was John Freeman the Assistant and survived as Smithers Mohawk
Genomes Extracted: 9

Objective #1: Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Smithers Mohawk, the Station Engineer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Smithers Mohawk, the Station Engineer while wearing their identification card. Success!
The changeling has failed.

loafing34 was Jeff Glycerol the Cook and died as monkey (490)
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Mehki Philips, the Scientist. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Buggy, the Assistant while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

June Panner awarded Samantha Cornelius the distinguished conduct medal! - Saving her Captain

Bluespace Artillery : Completed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 50173 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 836.217 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Guy Macready with 4107 cr!