Round ID: 258248
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 17 minutes and 57.4 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.5%
    Total Population: 38

    Evacuation Rate: 12 (31.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 12 (31.6%)
    Survival Rate: 15 (39.5%)
    First Death: Harry Rincewind, Lawyer, at Port Primary Hallway (59,132,2). Damage taken: 0/0/0/0.
    Round: Orange Star
        - Spies (Roundstart Spies)
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Pirates (Light Pirates)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Spiders (Spiders)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
Roleplay Cybernetic Intelligence Model Mk. (Played by: laughingstock2) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Synergy (Played by: cujogaming) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Gamma (Played by: matter911) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.

Roleplay Cybernetic Intelligence Model Mk. (Played by: laughingstock2) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

The Ash Walkers were:

The Ash Walker Tribe was tasked with defending the Necropolis:
The nest stands! Glory to the Necropolis!

The Ash Walker Tribe managed to perform 3 sacrifices to the Necropolis. From this, the Necropolis produced 4 Ash Walker eggs.
The Blood Brothers of Moonwell & Sprout:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Kevin 'Oops' McFall, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Moonwell & Sprout have failed!
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The brainwashed victims were:
aoeeee was Anth and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: VIVA! Success!
The Brainwashed Victim was successful!

Someone became obsessed!
magicbrannch was Lenny Power the Scientist and died
Objective #1: Murder Acco Uruma, Argon VI's coworker. Success!
Objective #2: Hug Argon VI 6 times while they're alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Take a photo of Argon VI while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Argon VI, the Assistant. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 6 seconds being near Argon VI!
The Obsessed has failed!

The other antagonists were:
mimepride was Solarbeard the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

retrozor was Zoey Kiefer the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

glx70 was Shutdown Exe the Glitch and died
Objective #1: Execute termination protocol on unauthorized entities. Fail.
The Cyber Police has failed!

The spies were:
zeckle was Licks-The-Crystal the Botanist and survived
- They completed 7 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Stimpack, Syndicate Sticker Pack, Haunted Magic Eightball, Chameleon Projector, Sleepy Pen, Toy Submachine Gun and Combat Knife
Objective #1: Run a racketing campaign.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!

chappygart was Kevin 'Oops' McFall the Assistant and died
- They completed 4 bounties.
- They received the following rewards: Box of Throwing Weapons, Cryptographic Sequencer, Power Beacon and Katana
Objective #1: Ensure no members of Engineering leave the station.
Objective #2: Take hostages of high value crewmembers and demand a ransom.
Objective #3: Take control of the station as the new Captain.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.

The traitors were:
matter911 was Shawn Zeal the Roboticist and died

Shawn Zeal was a corporate climber.
(used 19 TC) [Syndicate Brand MMI
2 TC
An MMI modified to give cyborgs laws to serve the Syndicate without having their interface damaged by Cryptographic Sequencers. This will not unlock their hidden modules.][Artificial Intelligence Detector
1 TC
A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to display their exact viewing location. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover, and finding nearby blind spots can help you identify escape routes.][Trigger Stationwide Blackout
6 TC
When purchased, a virus will be uploaded to the engineering processing servers to force a routine power grid check, forcing all APCs on the station to be temporarily disabled.][EMP Flashlight
2 TC
A small, self-recharging, short-ranged EMP device disguised as a working flashlight. Useful for disrupting headsets, cameras, doors, lockers and borgs during stealth operations. Attacking a target with this flashlight will direct an EM pulse at it and consumes a charge.][Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.][Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.][Dart Pistol
4 TC
A miniaturized version of a normal syringe gun. It is very quiet when fired and can fit into any space a small item can.]

Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

Keith kingston was Old Head the Curator and died

Old Head was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 8 TC) [SyndEye Program
1 TC
A data disk containing a unique PC app that allows you to watch cameras and track crewmembers.][Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.]

Objective #1: Assassinate John Albekurky, the Geneticist. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Argon VI, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor has failed!

thorium90cent was Sisyphus EX the Station Engineer and survived

Sisyphus EX was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 17 TC) [Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.][.357 Speed Loader
4 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead.]

Objective #1: Assassinate John Albekurky, the Geneticist. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Argon VI, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Brandon Elderson, incinerator, depressing
The code responses were: eels, sugar
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 103 customers and made 3770 credits.
In total, they earned 3770 credits!
Centcom is satisfied with service's job today.
General Statistics:
There were 45515 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1197.76 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Old Head with 20619 cr!