Round ID: 258188
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 10 minutes and 28.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.2%
    Total Population: 18

    Evacuation Rate: 6 (33.3%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 6 (33.3%)
    Survival Rate: 8 (44.4%)
    First Death: Calya Wittel, Assistant, at Primary Tool Storage (89,157,2). Damage taken: 0/160.3/0/66.4667.
    Round: Yellow Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Changeling (Latejoin Changeling)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Mass Traitors (Mass Traitors)
        - Space Changeling (Midround Changeling)
Funfriend (Played by: nohaxjustpi)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: THE ROBOTICISTS ARE MILDLY ALLERGIC TO CYBORG CONTACT
2: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
3: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
4: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 1

Funfriend's minions were:
The changelings were:
thecreative8 was Deedum Dedah the Clown and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 2

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Tamsin Paulson, the Cargo Technician, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Tamsin Paulson, the Cargo Technician while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

thebiblemelts was Gwenda Williams and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 6

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Sisyphus DX, the Chaplain. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The traitors were:
keithkingston was Old Head the Geneticist and had their body destroyed

Old Head was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate Dax Ketterman, the Research Director. Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Pebbles, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Die a glorious death. Success!
The traitor has failed!

zeckle was Licks-The-Crystal the Station Engineer and had their body destroyed

Licks-The-Crystal was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [combat first aid kit
3 TC
An medkit meant for combat support, it contains. Two medicated sutures and mesh, Gauze, Advanced health analyzer, And as last atropine medipen][Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Syndicate Sticker Pack
1 TC
Contains 8 random stickers precisely engineered to resemble suspicious objects, which may or may not be useful for fooling crew.]

Objective #1: Keep the peace.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

darthtater1 was Alexi Fedorovich the Cook and survived

Alexi Fedorovich was a corporate climber.
(used 10 TC) [Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.]

Objective #1: Assassinate Randy Baum, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the reactive teleport armor Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

thorium90cent was Sisyphus DX the Chaplain and survived

Sisyphus DX was an MI13 agent.
(used 8 TC) [Trigger Stationwide Blackout (33% off!)
4 TC
When purchased, a virus will be uploaded to the engineering processing servers to force a routine power grid check, forcing all APCs on the station to be temporarily disabled. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][Disable Telecomms
4 TC
When purchased, a virus will be uploaded to the telecommunication processing servers to temporarily disable themselves.]

Objective #1: investigate and gather intel
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

voidslayer was River Reed the Station Engineer and died

River Reed was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 15 TC) [Syndicate Briefcase Full of Cash
3 TC
A secure briefcase containing 5000 space credits. Useful for bribing personnel, or purchasing goods and services at lucrative prices. The briefcase also feels a little heavier to hold; it has been manufactured to pack a little bit more of a punch if your client needs some convincing.][Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.][Radio Jammer
1 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat.][Artificial Intelligence Detector
1 TC
A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to display their exact viewing location. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover, and finding nearby blind spots can help you identify escape routes.][Detomatix disk (50% off!)
3 TC
When inserted into a tablet, this cartridge gives you four opportunities to detonate tablets of crewmembers who have their message feature enabled. The concussive effect from the explosion will knock the recipient out for a short period, and deafen them for longer. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.]

Objective #1: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Dax Ketterman, the Research Director, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

BARDtholomew was Dax Ketterman the Research Director and survived

Dax Ketterman was an employee from Donk Corporation.

Objective #1: Assassinate Randy Baum, the Shaft Miner. Success!
Objective #2: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: Psychologist, mind-shattering
The code responses were: Medical Doctor, research testing range, fire axes, capitalism
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 17876 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 993.111 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Dax Ketterman with 1900 cr!