Round ID: 258183
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 41 minutes and 17.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 90.6%
    Total Population: 58

    Evacuation Rate: 12 (20.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 12 (20.7%)
    Survival Rate: 26 (44.8%)
    First Death: Dortha Thorley as Unknown, Ancient Crew, at Charlie Station Engineering (73,161,5). Damage taken: 120/0/0/94.9667.
    Round: Yellow Alert
        - Changelings (Roundstart Changeling)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Pirates (Light Pirates)
        - Malfunctioning AI (Midround Malfunctioning AI)
        - Nuclear Operatives (Midround Nukeops)
ApocalypseNoodle Alpha (Played by: ekarusryndren)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
0: Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
1: First, do no harm.
2: Secondly, consider the crew dear to you; to live in common with them and, if necessary, risk your existence for them.
3: Thirdly, prescribe regimens for the good of the crew according to your ability and your judgment. Give no deadly medicine to any one if asked, nor suggest any such counsel.
4: In addition, do not intervene in situations you are not knowledgeable in, even for patients in whom the harm is visible; leave this operation to be performed by specialists.
5: Finally, all that you may discover in your daily commerce with the crew, if it is not already known, keep secret and never reveal.
Total law changes: 1

ApocalypseNoodle Alpha's minions were:
Bishop (Played by: neuroplasty) (Deactivated)

J.U.N.I.P.E.R (Played by: bowlfork) survived as an AI-less borg! Its laws were:
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
Nuclear Authenication Device Operatives:
Crew Major Victory!
The Research Staff has saved the disk and stopped the Nuclear Authenication Device Operatives!

The syndicate operatives were:
(Syndicates used 156 TC) [X-ray Vision Implant (50% off!)
4 TC
These cybernetic eyes will give you X-ray vision. Comes with an autosurgeon. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][Reviver Implant (75% off!)
2 TC
This implant will attempt to revive and heal you if you lose consciousness. Comes with an autosurgeon. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.][Double-Bladed Energy Sword Case (Very Hard)
18 TC
A case containing a double-bladed energy sword, anti-slip module, meth autoinjector, and a bar of soap. Some say the most infamous nuclear operatives utilized this combination of equipment to slaughter hundreds of Nanotrasen employees. However, some also say this is an embellishment from the Tiger Co-operative. The soap did most of the work. Comes with a prisoner uniform so you fit the part.][Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.][Syndicate Minibomb
2 TC
The minibomb is a grenade with a five-second fuse. Upon detonation, it will create a small hull breach in addition to dealing high amounts of damage to nearby personnel.x2][Mauler Support Duffel Bag
6 TC
A duffel bag containing ammo for three full reloads of the LMG and SRM-8 missile launcher that are equipped on a standard Mauler exosuit. Also comes with some support equipment for maintaining the mech, including tools and an inducer.][Experimental Syndicate Teleporter
8 TC
A handheld device that teleports the user 4-8 meters forward. Beware, teleporting into a wall will trigger a parallel emergency teleport; however if that fails, you may need to be stitched back together. Comes with 4 charges, recharges randomly. Warranty null and void if exposed to an electromagnetic pulse.][Bulldog Shotgun Case (Moderate)
8 TC
A fully-loaded 2-round burst fire drum-fed shotgun, complete with a secondary magazine you can hotswap. The gun has a handy label to explain how. Compatible with all 12g rounds. Designed for close quarter anti-personnel engagements. Comes with three spare magazines.][Mauler Exosuit (38% off!)
62 TC
A massive and incredibly deadly military-grade exosuit. Features long-range targeting, thrust vectoring and deployable smoke. Comes equipped with an LMG, scattershot carbine, missile rack, and an antiprojectile armor booster. Normally costs 100 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.][L6 Squad Automatic Weapon (Moderate)
18 TC
A fully-loaded Aussec Armoury belt-fed machine gun. This deadly weapon has a massive 50-round magazine of devastating 7mm ammunition.][7mm (Match) Box Magazine (L6 SAW) (60% off!)
2 TC
A 50-round magazine of 7mm ammunition for use in the L6 SAW; you didn't know there was a demand for match grade precision bullet hose ammo, but these rounds are finely tuned and perfect for ricocheting off walls all fancy-like. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.][Elite Syndicate MODsuit
8 TC
An upgraded, elite version of the Syndicate MODsuit. It features fireproofing, and also provides the user with superior armor and mobility compared to the standard Syndicate MODsuit.][Stimpack
5 TC
Stimpacks, the tool of many great heroes, make you nearly immune to stuns and knockdowns for about 5 minutes after injection.][7mm (Match) Box Magazine (L6 SAW)
5 TC
A 50-round magazine of 7mm ammunition for use in the L6 SAW; you didn't know there was a demand for match grade precision bullet hose ammo, but these rounds are finely tuned and perfect for ricocheting off walls all fancy-like.][7mm Box Magazine (L6 SAW)
2 TC
A 50-round magazine of 7mm ammunition for use with the L6 SAW. By the time you need to use this, you'll already be standing on a pile of corpses.]
The changelings were:
uwuer was Shadowling the Scientist and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Bring darkness to the station as a Shadowling...
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

yumei was Fauast Champani the Geneticist and had their body destroyed
Genomes Extracted: 4

Objective #1: Absorb another Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Finn Saylor, the Chemist. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

The traitors were:
spinxo was Charles Elliott the Station Engineer and survived

Charles Elliott was an MI13 agent.
(used 20 TC) [Contractor Baton
7 TC
A compact, specialised baton assigned to Syndicate contractors. Applies light electrical shocks to targets. These shocks are capable of affecting the inner circuitry of most robots as well, applying a short stun. Has the added benefit of affecting the vocal cords of your victim, causing them to slur as if inebriated.][Briefcase Launchpad
6 TC
A briefcase containing a launchpad, a device able to teleport items and people to and from targets up to eight tiles away from the briefcase. Also includes a remote control, disguised as an ordinary folder. Touch the briefcase with the remote to link it.][Radio Jammer
1 TC
This device will disrupt any nearby outgoing radio communication when activated. Does not affect binary chat.][Double-Bladed Energy Sword (53% off!)
6 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.]

Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Bonkers, the Clown. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

ekarusryndren was ApocalypseNoodle Alpha the AI and died

Objective #1: Assassinate Error, the Mime. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Tok, the Cargo Technician. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Fail.
The malfunctioning ai has failed!

Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 102 customers and made 3150 credits.
In total, they earned 3150 credits!
Centcom is satisfied with service's job today.
General Statistics:
There were 60686 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1046.31 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Acco Uruma with 12722 cr!