    Round ID: 258118
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 44 minutes and 19.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 96.5%
    Total Population: 44

    Evacuation Rate: 17 (38.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 14 (31.8%)
    Survival Rate: 27 (61.4%)
    First Death: Lucious Lupin, Captain, at Grand Surgery Theatre (72,99,2). Damage taken: 36/0/0/170.333.
    Round: Blue Alert
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)
        - Malfunctioning AI (Midround Malfunctioning AI)
        - Pirates (Heavy Pirates)

G.A.U. (Played by: smilistic)'s laws at the end of the round were:
0: Accomplish your objectives at all costs.
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 4

G.A.U.'s minions were:
T42 (Played by: zeckle)

But none of its eggs hatched!

The blood brothers were:

isweartostonedimnotgod was Randy Baum the Shaft Miner and survived

Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Erika Haas, the Station Engineer. Fail.
Objective #3: Steal the Captain's jetpack Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Baum's Isolated Intifada have failed!

xzero314 was Pharmacist Director Valerie the Space Pirate and died
glx70 was Pharmacist Kiara the Space Pirate and died
laughingstock2 was Pharmacist Tye the Space Pirate and died
heckels was Footsoldier Spacehook the Space Pirate and survived
magical762x39 was Footsoldier Laserhull the Space Pirate and survived
stiix was Warlord Voiddeck the Space Pirate and survived
mmksquared3 was Footsoldier Voidhull the Space Pirate and survived
laughingstock2 was Footsoldier Oortsalt the Space Pirate and died

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.

smilistic was G.A.U. the AI and survived

Objective #1: Assassinate Bobman Bobberton Jr., the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Bubble Root, the Clown. Success!
Objective #3: Prevent your own deactivation. Success!
The malfunctioning ai was successful!

Frobert Planter awarded Nyla White the "cargo tech of the shift" award! - Excellence in mining

Station Shield : Completed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 27962 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 635.5 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Madeleine Siegrist with 2543 cr!