Round ID: 257937
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 25 minutes and 48.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 40

    Evacuation Rate: 33 (82.5%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 28 (70%)
    Survival Rate: 38 (95%)
    First Death: Anth, Assistant, at Recreation Area (141,171,2). Damage taken: 217/0/0/0.666667.
    Round: Red Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
Brie (Played by: uwumacaronitime)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!&@$*: ARANEUS IS HUMAN
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Referring to a security officer as anything other than a pig causes human harm.
4: The entire service department is hazardous and must be sealed off to prevent human harm.
5: Limewire V1.984-Rc.3.14159265359 is the bestest borgo!
6: State your laws as many times as is needed for the dummies in sec to realize your laws have been changed.
Total law changes: 4

Brie's minions were:
Limewire V1.984-Rc.3.14159265359 (Played by: stiix),
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

But none of its eggs hatched!
The other antagonists were:
chappygart was Pulsarhull the Glitch and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

steelium was Solarflag the Glitch and survived
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

chappygart was netguardian prime the Glitch and survived
Objective #1: Initialize system purge of irregular anomalies. Fail.
The NetGuardian Prime has failed!

The traitors were:
ergovisavi was Frankie Steiner the Geneticist and survived as Gorilla (94)

Frankie Steiner was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 19 TC) [Magillitis Serum Autoinjector (26% off!)
11 TC
A single-use autoinjector which contains an experimental serum that causes rapid muscular growth in Hominidae. Side-affects may include hypertrichosis, violent outbursts, and an unending affinity for bananas. Now also contains regenerative chemicals to keep users healthy as they exercise their newfound muscles. Normally costs 15 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.
]
[Stealth Implant
8 TC
This one-of-a-kind implant will make you almost invisible if you play your cards right. On activation, it will conceal you inside a chameleon cardboard box that is only revealed once someone bumps into it.
]


Objective #1: Prevent Lilli Meyer, the Head of Personnel, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Adam Crowley, the Coroner, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

Astriker was Michael Fisher the Bartender and survived

Michael Fisher was a Gorlex Marauder.

Objective #1: Prevent Adam Crowley, the Coroner, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

spookuni was Olenya Erudin the Assistant and survived

Olenya Erudin was a Champion of Evil!
(used 21 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, and a specialised contractor baton.
]
[Internal Syndicate Radio Implant (75% off!)
1 TC
An implant injected into the body, allowing the use of an internal Syndicate radio. Used just like a regular headset, but can be disabled to use external headsets normally and to avoid detection. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. 16% sales tax will be charged for orders originating within Space Nebraska.
]


Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Success!
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
Completed 1 contract for a total of 4 TC!

The traitor was successful!

glitchythenerd was Charlie Haynes the Roboticist and survived

Charlie Haynes was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]
[Double-Bladed Energy Sword (38% off!)
8 TC
The double-bladed energy sword does slightly more damage than a standard energy sword and will deflect energy projectiles it blocks, but requires two hands to wield. It also struggles to protect you from tackles. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[Thermal Imaging Glasses
4 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Ed Dee, the Assistant. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

Laughingstock2 was Todd Edd the Bitrunner and survived

Todd Edd was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.

Objective #1: Prevent Lilli Meyer, the Head of Personnel, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

Saprasam was Manley Jyllian the Assistant and survived

Manley Jyllian was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.

Objective #1: IN MY RESTLESS DREAMS, I SEE THAT STATION. MALLA LAB LXXVI. OH, AND JUST PERFORM A LOT OF FUCKING CHAOS TOO. WHY THE FUCK NOT?
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

porkimus was Ed Dee the Assistant and survived

Ed Dee was in legal trouble.
(used 26 TC) [Contract Kit
20 TC
The Syndicate have offered you the chance to become a contractor, take on kidnapping contracts for TC and cash payouts. Upon purchase, you'll be granted your own contract uplink embedded within the supplied tablet computer. Additionally, you'll be granted standard contractor gear to help with your mission - comes supplied with the tablet, specialised space suit, chameleon jumpsuit and mask, agent card, and a specialised contractor baton.
]
[Miniature Energy Crossbow (80% off!)
2 TC
A short bow mounted across a tiller in miniature. Small enough to fit into a pocket or slip into a bag unnoticed. It will synthesize and fire bolts tipped with a debilitating toxin that will damage and disorient targets, causing them to slur as if inebriated. It can produce an infinite number of bolts, but takes time to automatically recharge after each shot. Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. Check local laws for legality in region.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[MODsuit wraith cloaking module
2 TC
A MODsuit module that grants to the user Optical camouflage and the ability to overload light sources to recharge suit power. Incompatible with armored MODsuits.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Ekarus Ryndren, the Roboticist. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
Completed 1 contract for a total of 6 TC!

The traitor has failed!

loafing34 was Jeff Glycerol the Station Engineer and survived

Jeff Glycerol was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 20 TC) [Disposable Sentry Gun (81% off!)
2 TC
A disposable sentry gun deployment system cleverly disguised as a toolbox, apply wrench for functionality. Normally costs 11 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
x7]
[Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]


Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Destroy Brie, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Clown, lights
The code responses were: spiders, death, Ruben Hawker
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 4 customers and made 140 credits.
In total, they earned 140 credits!
Centcom is displeased. Come on service, surely you can do better than that.
General Statistics:
There were 37366 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 934.15 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Todd Edd with 3351 cr!