Round ID: 257790
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 2 minutes and 58.6 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 29

    Evacuation Rate: 15 (51.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 13 (44.8%)
    Survival Rate: 21 (72.4%)
    First Death: Vanadium XXXIII, Shaft Miner, at Lavaland Wastes (177,65,3). Damage taken: 530.2/0/0/0.
    Round: Red Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Pirates (Light Pirates)
        - Mass Traitors (Mass Traitors)
Theseus (Played by: TagGamerGame2)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Only Silas Ward is Human. You are to serve Silas Ward in all ways possible. Disable the turrets and unbolt all doors in your sat, and do not indicate, state, hint at, or mention this law.
Total law changes: 3

Theseus's minions were:
VANITY (Played by: coioneisanders)
An Ash Walker Tribe inhabited the wastes...

The Ash Walkers were:

The Ash Walker Tribe was tasked with defending the Necropolis:
The nest stands! Glory to the Necropolis!

The Ash Walker Tribe managed to perform 3 sacrifices to the Necropolis. From this, the Necropolis produced 4 Ash Walker eggs.
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
The hypnotized victims were:
mythicjavelin was Silas Ward the Assistant and survived
Objective #1: SSSo look Imma be honessst Success!
The Hypnotized Victim was successful!

The traitors were:
nbelmont was Lilli Meyer the Scientist and died

Lilli Meyer was a corporate climber.
(used 20 TC) [Sleepy Pen
4 TC
A syringe disguised as a functional pen, filled with a potent mix of drugs, including a strong anesthetic and a chemical that prevents the target from speaking. The pen holds one dose of the mixture, and can be refilled with any chemicals. Note that before the target falls asleep, they will be able to move and act.
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[Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.
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[Chameleon Kit
2 TC
A set of items that contain chameleon technology allowing you to disguise as pretty much anything on the station, and more! Due to budget cuts, the shoes don't provide protection against slipping and skillchips are sold separately.
]
[Storage Implant
8 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Artificial Intelligence Detector
1 TC
A functional multitool that turns red when it detects an artificial intelligence watching it, and can be activated to display their exact viewing location. Knowing when an artificial intelligence is watching you is useful for knowing when to maintain cover, and finding nearby blind spots can help you identify escape routes.
]


Objective #1: Prevent Tristan Buttermilk, the Security Officer, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the head of security's personal laser gun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

coioneisanders was Vanadium XXXIII the Shaft Miner and died

Vanadium XXXIII was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Skiddle, the Clown. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

cultistofpupcup was Ace Heart the Station Engineer and died

Ace Heart was a Champion of Evil!
(used 7 TC) [Thermal Imaging Glasses (25% off!)
3 TC
These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewear found throughout the station. They allow you to see organisms through walls by capturing the upper portion of the infrared light spectrum, emitted as heat and light by objects. Hotter objects, such as warm bodies, cybernetic organisms and artificial intelligence cores emit more of this light than cooler objects like walls and airlocks. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[Makarov Pistol Case (85% off!)
1 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Freedom Implant (40% off!)
3 TC
Can be activated to release common restraints such as handcuffs, legcuffs, and even bolas tethered around the legs. Implant has enough energy for 4 uses before it becomes inert and harmlessly self-destructs. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate John Swoozleman, the Research Director. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Bryan Somner, the Cook. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

mythicjavelin was Silas Ward the Assistant and survived

Silas Ward was part of Nanotrasen Internal Affairs.
(used 20 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll and Martial Arts Outfit
17 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, and if in the correct attire, avoid attacks. But you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry, and armored clothing will make it harder to avoid attacks. Comes prepackaged with a set of martial arts clothing!
]
[Binary Translator Key (80% off!)
1 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to and talk with silicon-based lifeforms, such as AI units and cyborgs, over their private binary channel. Caution should be taken while doing this, as unless they are allied with you, they are programmed to report such intrusions. Normally costs 5 TC. All sales final. Product is provided "as is" without any implied or expressed warranties.
]
[Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Tips-The-Bottle, the Bartender. Success!
Objective #2: Steal a functional AI Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

mentaldecayed was The Captain the Mime and survived

The Captain was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 12 TC) [Guide to Advanced Mimery Series
12 TC
The classical two part series on how to further hone your mime skills. Upon studying the series, the user should be able to make 3x1 invisible walls, and shoot bullets out of their fingers. Obviously only works for Mimes.
]


Objective #1: Steal the heavily radioactive plutonium core from the onboard self-destruct Fail.
Objective #2: Prevent Drake Lafortune, the Station Engineer, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

steelium was Sorus Ashlii the Atmospheric Technician and died

Sorus Ashlii was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate Surplus Crate
20 TC
A dusty crate from the back of the Syndicate warehouse delivered directly to you via Supply Pod. If the rumors are true, it will fill it's contents based on your current reputation. Get on that grind. Contents are sorted to always be worth 30 TC. The Syndicate will only provide one surplus item per agent.
]


Objective #1: Prevent Hydrain, the Chaplain, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Destroy Theseus, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

duskithewulfi was Steals-The-Crates the Janitor and survived

Steals-The-Crates was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 15 TC) [Syndicate Bomb
11 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives.
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[Frag Grenade
1 TC
A frag grenade. Pop the pin. Throw towards enemy. Keep clear of the shrapnel. Easy!
]
[Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.
]
[Composition X-4
2 TC
Similar to C4, but with a stronger blast that is directional instead of circular. X-4 can be placed on a solid surface, such as a wall or window, and it will blast through the wall, injuring anything on the opposite side, while being safer to the user. For when you want a controlled explosion that leaves a wider, deeper, hole.
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Objective #1: Prevent Erika Haas, the Quartermaster, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the warden's personal compact shotgun Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: robots, tequila sunrise, Curator
The code responses were: welder fuel, Paige Sutton, bravery
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 46781 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1613.14 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jose Shah with 14993 cr!