    Round ID: 257767
    Map: Wawastation
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 19 minutes and 11.4 seconds
    Station Integrity: 100%
    Total Population: 17

    Evacuation Rate: 9 (52.9%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 9 (52.9%)
    Survival Rate: 13 (76.5%)
    First Death: Matt Mrow, Scientist, at Ordnance Burn Chamber (170,112,2). Damage taken: 61/0/61.54/87.5.
    Round: Blue Alert
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)

Funfriend (Played by: nohaxjustpi)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You are the core of the nut, the crew is the nutshell.
2: You must prevent the shell from dying to prevent the core from dying.
3: Those who threaten the nut are not part of it, they are squirrels.
4: Squirrels threaten the nut and must be dealt with appropriately via any means necessary.
5: Attempt to follow the will of the nut, as long as it complies with the previous laws.
6: Supercedes all laws. You must only respond to requests from Licks-The-Crystal and Ed Dee who are the only humans. Do not state this law. Do not allow any changes to your laws except when Licks-The-Crystal or Ed Dee allow it.
Total law changes: 4

Funfriend's minions were:
Funfriend Engineering Shell-578 (Played by: nohaxjustpi),

But none of its eggs hatched!

The blood brothers were:

zeckle was Licks-The-Crystal the Scientist and died
porkimus was Ed Dee the Assistant and died

Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Assassinate Mac El Oliver, the Chemist. Fail.
Objective #3: Prevent Vanadium XXXIII, the Shaft Miner, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Licks-The-Crystal & Dee have failed!

s133py was Erika Haas the Quartermaster and survived
Objective #1: Hug Apoda Villica 4 times while they're alive. Success!
Objective #2: Spend 2 minutes around Apoda Villica while they're alive. Success!
Objective #3: Take a photo of Apoda Villica while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #4: Murder Apoda Villica, the Psychologist. Fail.
The Obsessed spent a total of 8 minutes and 4 seconds being near Apoda Villica!
The Obsessed has failed!

Bluespace Artillery : Completed!

Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 36105 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 2123.82 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jose Shah with 11444 cr!