Round ID: 257468
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 39 minutes and 45.3 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.6%
    Total Population: 62

    Evacuation Rate: 50 (80.6%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 32 (51.6%)
    Survival Rate: 64 (103.2%)
    First Death: Teto Adachi, Assistant, at Central Primary Hallway (89,121,2). Damage taken: 62.6/62/0/90.9.
    Round: Yellow Alert
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Alien Infestation (Xenomorph)
Automated Crew Manager (Played by: finder559)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

Automated Crew Manager's minions were:
S.P.O.D.E.R. (Played by: excalibot)
The Aliens were:
The other antagonists were:
coolguy319 was Mister Ostprussen the Clown and died
Objective #1: Deliver Honkmother's Vision upon the station and embrace Anarchy. Gain levels and upgrade your ability by killing people with your beartraps. Success!
The Maintenance Clown was successful!

waltermeldron was Mime the Clown and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Deliver Honkmother's Vision upon the station and embrace Anarchy. Gain levels and upgrade your ability by killing people with your beartraps. Success!
The Maintenance Clown was successful!

The traitors were:
kichoki was Mimi Avanzini the Cook and survived

Mimi Avanzini was a Champion of Evil!
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Assassinate San Panich, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

saprasam was Manley Jyllian the Assistant and died

Manley Jyllian was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 18 TC) [Storage Implant (25% off!)
6 TC
An implant injected into the body, and later activated at the user's will. It will open a small bluespace pocket capable of storing two regular-sized items. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.
]
[Chameleon Projector (85% off!)
1 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Do not taunt.
]
[Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Polarized Contact Lenses
3 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable.
]


Objective #1: Assassinate Santiago Reid, the Chief Medical Officer. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the chief engineer's advanced magnetic boots Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

thatguythere03 was Fitz Sholl the Assistant and died

Fitz Sholl was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Syndicate Space Suit (75% off!)
1 TC
This red and black Syndicate space suit is less encumbering than Nanotrasen variants, fits inside bags, and has a weapon slot. Nanotrasen crew members are trained to report red space suit sightings, however. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.
]
[Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.
]
[Suppressor
1 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.
]
[Syndicate Holster
1 TC
A useful little device that allows for inconspicuous carrying of guns using chameleon technology. It also allows for badass gun-spinning.
]
[9mm Hollow Point Magazine
3 TC
An additional 8-round 9mm magazine, compatible with the Makarov pistol. These rounds are more damaging but ineffective against armour.
]


Objective #1: Steal the station blueprints Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

pokesperg was Jimmy Deans the Station Engineer and died

Jimmy Deans was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 20 TC) [Martial Arts Scroll and Martial Arts Outfit
17 TC
This scroll contains the secrets of an ancient martial arts technique. You will master unarmed combat and gain the ability to swat bullets from the air, and if in the correct attire, avoid attacks. But you will also refuse to use dishonorable ranged weaponry, and armored clothing will make it harder to avoid attacks. Comes prepackaged with a set of martial arts clothing!
]
[Full Syndicate Surgery Medkit
3 TC
The Syndicate surgery medkit is a toolkit containing all surgery tools, surgical drapes, a syringe, and some sedatives.
]


Objective #1: Steal the medal of captaincy Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Jules Kraujev, the Security Officer. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

antheus was Jared Rysenbouger the Chief Engineer and survived

Jared Rysenbouger was an MI13 agent.
(used 10 TC) [Syndicate Bomb (27% off!)
8 TC
The Syndicate bomb is a fearsome device capable of massive destruction. It has an adjustable timer, with a minimum of 90 seconds, and can be bolted to the floor with a wrench to prevent movement. The bomb is bulky and cannot be moved; upon ordering this item, a smaller beacon will be transported to you that will teleport the actual bomb to it upon activation. Note that this bomb can be defused, and some crew may attempt to do so. The bomb core can be pried out and manually detonated with other explosives. Normally costs 11 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.
]
[Syndicate Encryption Key
2 TC
A key that, when inserted into a radio headset, allows you to listen to all station department channels as well as talk on an encrypted Syndicate channel with other agents that have the same key. In addition, this key also protects your headset from radio jammers.
]


Objective #1: Nanotrasen has failed to protect you from workplace violence. It's time to get vengence against everyone.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Jadon Waldron, warehouse, mexicans
The code responses were: contraband, quiet, Cook
Medal Commendations:
Paris Prevatt awarded Inflatable Captain the The OrdoM Memorial Medal For Excellence in Paperwork! - Pure comedy
Paris Prevatt awarded Renton Novak the Excellence in Bureaucracy Medal! - Excellent management of bloodwork, which is rather similar to paperwork
Terri Ryst awarded Cydney Flagg the "cargo tech of the shift" award! - Interior Design
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 46513 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 750.21 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Clara White with 1568 cr!