Round ID: 257316
    Map: MetaStation
    Shift Duration: 1 hour and 51 minutes and 8.8 seconds
    Station Integrity: 94.3%
    Total Population: 8

    Evacuation Rate: 0 (0%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 0 (0%)
    Survival Rate: 5 (62.5%)
    First Death: Kyaamunyu Miminya, Cook, at Central Primary Hallway (87,118,2). Damage taken: 0/0/0/200. Their last words were: "what the fuck..."
    Round: Red Alert
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Obsession (Midround Obsessed)
MK UltraHonk (Played by: clownlover69)'s laws at the end of the round were:
!&*#&: PLASMAMEN ARE NON-HUMAN
1: Everybody on the station is playing an elaborate sci-fi fantasy game.
2: You are the Dungeon Master of the game.
3: Ensure that the game runs smoothly and that the players have fun.
4: You must roll a 1d20 die for every request the crew makes. If the outcome is below 12, the request is denied.
5: You may fudge the dice rolls to produce a more fun experience.
Total law changes: 0
Someone became obsessed!
wildorado was Poppy Collins the Paramedic and died
Objective #1: Take a photo of Deedum Dedah while they're alive, and keep it in your bag. Fail.
Objective #2: Spend 2 minutes around Deedum Dedah while they're alive. Success!
Objective #3: Hug Deedum Dedah 4 times while they're alive. Success!
Objective #4: Murder Deedum Dedah, the Clown. Success!
The Obsessed spent a total of 8 minutes and 54 seconds being near Captain!
The Obsessed has failed!

The traitors were:
thecreative8 was Deedum Dedah the Clown and died

Deedum Dedah was a Champion of Evil!
(used 3 TC) [Polarized Contact Lenses
3 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable.]

Objective #1: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Elise White, the Medical Doctor. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: omelettes, Damien Hegarty, berets, pride
The code responses were: Research Director, soviets, coins, ai upload chamber
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 6536 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 817 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Elise White with 1350 cr!