Round ID: 257193
    Map: BoxStation
    Shift Duration: 55 minutes and 30.5 seconds
    Station Integrity: 97.4%
    Total Population: 37

    Evacuation Rate: 10 (27%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 7 (18.9%)
    Survival Rate: 20 (54.1%)
    First Death: Pocket, Clown, at Central Primary Hallway (98,117,2). Damage taken: 217.9/0/0/0.
    Round: Pulsar Star
        - Heretics (Roundstart Heretics)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitors (Roundstart Traitor)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
Funfriend (Played by: NoHaxJustPi)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Narrate any and all events relating to the xenomorph being loose on the station, and any efforts to rally and fight the xenomorph infestation with all of the passion of Steve Irwin, a famous male earthling animal conservationist from the 20th century.
Total law changes: 2

Funfriend's minions were:
Synergy (Played by: cujogaming) (Deactivated),
Peacekeeper Cyborg-797 (Played by: nonsensicalhumanoid)
The Captive Aliens were:

The progenitor of this hive was mrmanlkesbt, as alien queen (970), who successfully escaped captivity!


Overall, 0 xenomorphs remained alive and in captivity, and 0 managed to escape!

Nanotrasen thanks the crew of Bombland I for providing much needed research data on xenofauna combat effectiveness.

The Aliens were:
Horde of Interns:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Assist in conflict resolution. Success!
The Horde of Interns was successful!
The Heretics were:
stevebalboni was Michael Robinson the Station Engineer and died
Sacrifices Made: 2
The heretic's sacrifice targets were: Sorus Ashlii, Browns-His-Nose, Larry Palmes, Xenon VII and Mimi Avanzini.
Objective #1: Research at least 12 knowledge from the Mansus. You start with 8 researched. Fail.
Objective #2: Sacrifice at least 5 crewmembers. Fail.
The heretic has failed.
Knowledge Researched:
Break of Dawn, Cloak of Shadow, The Living Heart, Amber Focus, Codex Cicatrix, Feast of Owls, Warren King's Welcome, Heartbeat of the Mansus and Nightwatcher's Secret

The traitors were:
breadguy was Johnathan Newton the Station Engineer and died

Johnathan Newton was a Champion of Evil!
(used 20 TC) [Chameleon Projector (85% off!)
1 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Void where prohibited.
]
[Makarov Pistol Case (85% off!)
1 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.
x2]
[Surplus Pinpointer
2 TC
Provides a surplus pinpointer, left over from the previous models that were abandoned in favor of a SAAS cloud-based PDA app.
]
[No-Slip Chameleon Shoes
2 TC
These shoes will allow the wearer to run on wet floors and slippery objects without falling down. They do not work on heavily lubricated surfaces.
]
[Infiltrator MODsuit (50% off!)
3 TC
Developed by the Roseus Galactic Actors Guild in conjunction with the Gorlex Marauders to produce a functional suit for urban operations, this suit proves to be cheaper than your standard issue MODsuit, with none of the movement restrictions of the space suits employed by the company. However, this greater mobility comes at a cost, and the suit is ineffective at protecting the wearer from the vacuum of space. The suit does come pre-equipped with a special psi-emitter stealth module that makes it impossible to recognize the wearer as well as causing significant demoralization amongst Nanotrasen crew. Normally costs 6 TC. All sales final. Use only as directed.
]
[MODsuit wraith cloaking module
2 TC
A MODsuit module that grants to the user Optical camouflage and the ability to overload light sources to recharge suit power. Incompatible with armored MODsuits.
]
[MODsuit Anti-Slip Module
1 TC
A MODsuit module preventing the user from slipping on water.
]
[Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.
]
[Airlock Authentication Override Card
3 TC
A specialized cryptographic sequencer specifically designed to override station airlock access codes. After hacking a certain number of airlocks, the device will require some time to recharge.
]
[Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.
]


Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Success!
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
Objective #4: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #5: Hijack the Stations Communications console. Broadcast Your Location to your benefactors.
The traitor has failed!

liiiia was Pocket the Clown and died

Pocket was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Polarized Contact Lenses
3 TC
High tech contact lenses that bind directly with the surface of your eyes to give them immunity to flashes and bright lights. Effective, affordable, and nigh undetectable.
]
[Clown Car (15% off!)
17 TC
The Clown Car is the ultimate transportation method for any worthy clown! Simply insert your bikehorn and get in, and get ready to have the funniest ride of your life! You can ram any spacemen you come across and stuff them into your car, kidnapping them and locking them inside until someone saves them or they manage to crawl out. Be sure not to ram into any walls or vending machines, as the springloaded seats are very sensitive. Now with our included lube defense mechanism which will protect you against any angry shitcurity! Premium features can be unlocked with a cryptographic sequencer! Normally costs 20 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.
]


Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Cydney Flagg, the Assistant. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

stolz4 was Osmund McDonald the Medical Doctor and died

Osmund McDonald was a specialist from Cybersun Industries.
(used 20 TC) [Reagent Dartgun
12 TC
A heavily modified syringe gun which is capable of synthesizing its own chemical darts using input reagents. Can hold 90u of reagents.
]
[Frag Grenade
1 TC
A frag grenade. Pop the pin. Throw towards enemy. Keep clear of the shrapnel. Easy!
x2]
[Energy Sword
6 TC
The energy sword is an edged weapon with a blade of pure energy. The sword is small enough to be pocketed when inactive. Activating it produces a loud, distinctive noise.
]


Objective #1: Steal any set of secret documents of any organization Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: Bridge Assistant, ahhhperatives, silly, nuka cola
The code responses were: scaly, corgi meat
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 25757 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 696.135 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Jack Wells with 1195 cr!