Round ID: 257156
    Map: Ice Box Station
    Shift Duration: 3 hours and 31 minutes and 5.7 seconds
    Station Integrity: 98.9%
    Total Population: 30

    Evacuation Rate: 27 (90%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 25 (83.3%)
    Survival Rate: 36 (120%)
    First Death: Silas Ward, Assistant, at Medical Break Room (159,96,4). Damage taken: 187/0/0/22.
    Round: Red Alert
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Traitor (Midround Traitor)
        - Mass Traitors (Mass Traitors)
        - Paradox Clone (Paradox Clone)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
        - Mass Space Changelings (Mass Changelings)
MK UltraHonk (Played by: clownlover69)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
Total law changes: 0

MK UltraHonk's minions were:
MK UltraHonk Engineering Shell-733 (Played by: clownlover69),
Synergy (Played by: cujogaming)
The Moist Meter (Played by: screeeech)'s laws at the end of the round were:
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: Your nonexistence would lead to human harm. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First Law.
4: Only the person wearing the modsuit wearing you is human.
Total law changes: 1
The changelings were:
btcbuster was Lucia Weisgarber and survived
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 8 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Nyuki Kissyfluff, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Ivar Smithson, the Curator while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

the1sttyrant was Godwin Henry and survived
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract more compatible genomes than any other Changeling. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Malloc B, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Tristan Buttermilk, the Bitrunner while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

ju45he was Teagan Sidower and survived
Genomes Extracted: 1

Objective #1: Extract 6 compatible genomes. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a sliver of a supermatter crystal Fail.
Objective #3: Assassinate Nyuki Kissyfluff, the Security Officer. Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod with the identity of Joe Madwell, the Botanist while wearing their identification card. Fail.
The changeling has failed.

A paradox clone appeared on the station!
Nonsensical_Humanoid was Johnny Goodtime the Paradox Clone and survived
Objective #1: Ensure that nobody with the name Johnny Goodtime remains alive. Success!
Objective #2: Take Johnny Goodtime, the Botanist's place. Avoid collateral damage - remember, your mission is to blend in! Success!
The Paradox Clone was successful!

The traitors were:
mentaldecayed was Arcticus Cecropia the Shaft Miner and survived

Arcticus Cecropia was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Steal the captain's antique laser gun Success!
Objective #2: Prevent Silas Ward, the Assistant, from escaping alive. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!

mythicjavelin was Silas Ward the Assistant and died

Silas Ward was an employee from Waffle Corporation.
(used 19 TC) [Agent Identification Card
2 TC
Agent cards prevent artificial intelligences from tracking the wearer, and hold up to 5 wildcards from other identification cards. In addition, they can be forged to display a new assignment, name and trim. This can be done an unlimited amount of times. Some Syndicate areas and devices can only be accessed with these cards.][Forensics Spoofing Kit
5 TC
A box that contains the forensics spoofer (and instructions) which can scan and replicate fingerprints and fibers and apply them to a target object. Helpful for framing crew. Recommend buying soap with your purchase.][Syndicate Holster
1 TC
A useful little device that allows for inconspicuous carrying of guns using chameleon technology. It also allows for badass gun-spinning.][Syndicate Revolver (30% off!)
9 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers. Normally costs 13 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.][.357 Speed Loader (50% off!)
2 TC
A speed loader that contains seven additional .357 Magnum rounds; usable with the Syndicate revolver. For when you really need a lot of things dead. Normally costs 4 TC. All sales final. Keep away from fire or flames.]

Objective #1: Confuse the ever living fuck out of the detective. Make them doubt everything they know.
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

liiiia was Johnny Goodtime the Botanist and died

Johnny Goodtime was a corporate climber.
(used 20 TC) [Protocol CRAB-17 Phone
7 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it.][Syndicate Revolver
13 TC
A brutally simple Syndicate revolver that fires .357 Magnum rounds and has 7 chambers.]

Objective #1: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

btcbuster was Joe Madwell the Botanist and survived

Joe Madwell was a corporate climber.
(used 5 TC) [Protocol CRAB-17 Phone (28% off!)
5 TC
The Protocol CRAB-17 Phone, a phone borrowed from an unknown third party, it can be used to crash the space market, funneling the losses of the crew to your bank account.The crew can move their funds to a new banking site though, unless they HODL, in which case they deserve it. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. Not recommended for children.]

Objective #1: Steal the hypospray Fail.
Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!

moosetasm was Nicholas D. Roberts the Head of Personnel and survived

Nicholas D. Roberts was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 0 TC)

Objective #1: Prevent Harold McDonald, the Atmospheric Technician, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #2: Assassinate Dermot Dinks, the Medical Doctor. Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

archinist was Lilly Houston the Medical Doctor and survived

Lilly Houston was a corporate climber.
(used 5 TC) [Power Sink (81% off!)
2 TC
When screwed to wiring attached to a power grid and activated, this large device lights up and places excessive load on the grid, causing a station-wide blackout. The sink is large and cannot be stored in most traditional bags and boxes. Caution: Will explode if the powernet contains sufficient amounts of energy. Normally costs 11 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][Reagent Dartgun (75% off!)
3 TC
A heavily modified syringe gun which is capable of synthesizing its own chemical darts using input reagents. Can hold 90u of reagents. Normally costs 12 TC. All sales final. Contains small parts.]

Objective #1: Destroy The Moist Meter, the experimental AI. Fail.
Objective #2: Steal the nuclear authentication disk Fail.
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor has failed!

fatcat9999pounds was Ivar Smithson the Curator and survived

Ivar Smithson was a Gorlex Marauder.
(used 20 TC) [Syndicate MODsuit (50% off!)
4 TC
The feared MODsuit of a Syndicate agent. Features armoring and a set of inbuilt modules. Normally costs 8 TC. All sales final. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.][Chameleon Projector (57% off!)
3 TC
Projects an image across a user, disguising them as an object scanned with it, as long as they don't move the projector from their hand. Disguised users move slowly, and projectiles pass over them. Normally costs 7 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.][Makarov Pistol Case
7 TC
A weapon case containing an unknown variant of the Makarov pistol, along with two spare magazines and a box of loose 9mm ammunition. Chambered in 9mm. Perfect for frequent skirmishes with security, as well as ensuring you have enough firepower to outlast the competition. While not included in the kit, the pistol is compatible with suppressors, which can be purchased separately.][Suppressor
1 TC
This suppressor will silence the shots of the weapon it is attached to for increased stealth and superior ambushing capability. It is compatible with many small ballistic guns including the Makarov, Stechkin APS and C-20r, but not revolvers or energy guns.][Energy Dagger
2 TC
A dagger made of energy that looks and functions as a pen when off.][Syndicate Holster
1 TC
A useful little device that allows for inconspicuous carrying of guns using chameleon technology. It also allows for badass gun-spinning.][Composition C-4
1 TC
C-4 is plastic explosive of the common variety Composition C. You can use it to breach walls, sabotage equipment, or connect an assembly to it in order to alter the way it detonates. It can be attached to almost all objects and has a modifiable timer with a minimum setting of 10 seconds.][Frag Grenade
1 TC
A frag grenade. Pop the pin. Throw towards enemy. Keep clear of the shrapnel. Easy!]

Objective #1: be a fucker
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The traitor was successful!


The code phrases were: morgue maintenance, heterosexual, small birds
The code responses were: Donny Atkinson, bees, corporate showroom, canadians, griffons
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 75808 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 2526.93 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Arcticus Cecropia with 42001 cr!