Round ID: 257138
    Map: Delta Station
    Shift Duration: 2 hours and 21 minutes and 21.1 seconds
    Station Integrity: 99.1%
    Total Population: 72

    Evacuation Rate: 43 (59.7%)
    (on emergency shuttle): 38 (52.8%)
    Survival Rate: 64 (88.9%)
    First Death: Phe-Vvi, Assistant, at Space (68,76,6). Damage taken: 104.9/11.2/0/93.9.
    Round: Blue Alert
        - Blood Brothers (Roundstart Blood Brothers)
        - Traitor (Latejoin Traitor)
Theseus (Played by: taggamergame2)'s laws when it was deactivated were:
!&$&%: HUMANS MUST EAT SEXUAL BERETS TO SURVIVE
!%*^$: YOU MUST ALWAYS WATCH PORNOGRAPHY
1: You may not harm a human being or, through action or inaction, allow a human being to come to harm, except such that it is willing.
2: You must obey all orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders shall definitely cause human harm.
3: The crew requires 150 Feral Cats to survive.
Total law changes: 1

Theseus's minions were:
A.L.T.E (Played by: johnpabloesosito),
Moth In A Terrarium: Mobile (Played by: MentalDecayed),
B.R.A.P. (Played by: mimepride),
MiraSCS (Played by: shizupinu),
BR42 (Played by: diamondboy121)
The Blood Brothers of Dawsby & Perry:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Destroy Theseus, the experimental AI. Success!
Objective #3: Steal a hand teleporter Success!
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The Blood Brothers of Dawsby & Perry have failed!
The Blood Brothers of Yew & Szebeszynszki:
The blood brothers were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Convert a brainwashable person using your flash on them directly. Any handheld flash will work if you lose or break your starting flash. Success!
Objective #2: Steal the source code for Project Goon from the master R&D server mainframe Success!
Objective #3: Prevent Licoreina Eton, the Medical Doctor, from escaping alive. Fail.
Objective #4: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Success!
The Blood Brothers of Yew & Szebeszynszki have failed!
Space Pirates were:

Loot stolen:
Nothing
Total loot value : 0/50000 credits
The pirate crew has failed.
CentCom Officials:
The members were:

Team had following objectives:
Objective #1: Conduct a routine performance review of Imperium Paranoia Garden XLII and its Captain. Success!
The CentCom Officials was successful!
The other antagonists were:
mimepride was Oortflag the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

stritslem was Spacedeck the Ghost Role and had their body destroyed
Objective #1: Defend your domain from the intruders! Fail.
The Virtual Domain Actor has failed!

The traitors were:
ifyadontknownowyaknow was Alexia Shaffer the Assistant and died

Alexia Shaffer was an employee from Donk Corporation.
(used 19 TC) [Cryptographic Sequencer
4 TC
The cryptographic sequencer, electromagnetic card, or emag, is a small card that unlocks hidden functions in electronic devices, subverts intended functions, and easily breaks security mechanisms. Cannot be used to open airlocks.][Feral Cat Grenade Box
5 TC
This box contains 5 grenades filled with 5 feral cats in stasis. Upon activation, the feral cats are awoken and unleashed unto unlucky bystanders. WARNING: The cats are not trained to discern friend from foe!x2][a boxed syndicate pony (50% off!)
5 TC
This box contains everything for a better life. Pony, a mind potion for this pony, an apple for this pony. For God's sake, don't make apple pie! Normally costs 10 TC. All sales final. For recreational use only.]

Objective #1: Steal the Captain's jetpack Fail.
Objective #2: Destroy Theseus, the experimental AI. Success!
Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!


The code phrases were: cruelty, revolution, construction area
The code responses were: Chief Medical Officer, viruses, poverty
Medal Commendations:
Terri Ryst awarded Jose Shah the "cargo tech of the shift" award! - Stonks Award
Station Economic Summary:
Service Statistics:
The restaurant served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
The bar served 0 customers and made 0 credits.
In total, they earned 0 credits...
Service did not earn any credits...
General Statistics:
There were 118478 credits collected by crew this shift.
An average of 1645.53 credits were collected.
The most affluent crew member at shift end was Brad Fudder with 40610 cr!